Ultima II deep desire - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Lady Venus

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Nothing to Desire

This has got to be one of the worse vibes I've ever experienced. It's large, heavy, bulky. It's way too hard and too much of a pain in the coochy to be desirable! It is however strong in vibrations and inexpensive, and could possibly fit in anybody's budget.
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Pros:
good vibrations, easy to clean and store, inexpensive
Cons:
EXTREMELY hard and uncomfortable
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is your basic traditional vibrator meant for vaginal penetration. Though, it's hard properties actually make it really uncomfortable for vaginal penetration and it would probably work much better with a sleeve of some sort. However, its slightly pointed tip is great for direct clitoral stimulation and to arouse other areas such your nipples, testis, perineum, and any other area that heightens your state of arousal.

Beginners could possibly hurt themselves with this, not knowing their own thrusting strength, and could easily bruise their vaginal bones and result in much discomfort if not careful. This vibe could be used during partner play but I would recommend light thrusting. To avoid the feeling of being fucked by a jackhammer, I would stick to solo play!

This is definitely NOT meant for anal penetration for obvious reasons. There is no flared base and could easily get swallowed by your ass! Unless that's your thing, of course, I wouldn't recommend it by all means.

Material / Texture

The Ultima II deep desire is made of plastic which is non-porous, phthalates & latex free, hypo-allergenic, and has no taste or smell. The only problem here is that it's so damn hard! (That's what she said!) The texture is smooth but still creates quite a drag so lube is definitely a must. Like they say - wetter is better!

Design / Shape / Size

There is nothing special to the design of the Ultima II Deep Desire. This is your traditional vibrator - no bells or whistles. This toy is far from feeling like a realistic penis, it doesn't hit the g-spot and, as mentioned, would work much better for external stimulation or with a sleeve. This vibe is moderately sized at almost 2 inches thick with 6 1/2 insertable inches of the total 7 1/2 inches, which is well enough to give you pleasure if you can get pass the discomfort. I would recommend this more to an intermediate to advanced user. This is not a very discreet vibe and wouldn't be great for the traveler, but could easily be hidden under your bed mattress. Although it doesn't look like a realistic penis, it does however resemble a sex toy.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibe is controlled by a multi-speed dial base which is pretty simple to control. A little too simple actually, as the dial can easily be turned on while in storage, so removing the batteries for storage would be wise so you don't waste their life. Twist the dial base off the reveal the battery compartment with holds 2-C batteries. Although the large batteries deliver large vibrations, it consequently delivers quite a noise. This vibe can easily be heard though a closed door, as the vibe tends to rattle the higher the speed.

Care and Maintenance

Plastic is one of the easiest materials to care for. Cleaning is a breeze. You can wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol, wash it with an antibacterial soap and hot water, or clean it with your favorite antibacterial toy cleaner. Either way works just fine but be sure not to submerge it in water as it's not waterproof or splash proof. When finished cleaning up just wipe dry and store it in your toy box, underwear drawer, or night stand - in my opinion, the trash can will do!

There are no special storing instructions, no baggies needed, and you don't have to worry about plastic reacting with other materials or picking up foreign objects. Another great bonus about plastic is that you can use any lube your little heart desires, which you are going to need.

Personal comments

This vibe just didn't cut it for me. I must add, however, that this would make a great vibrator for those who love traditional vibrators. It's inexpensive and could very well fit anybody's budget!

Experience

This is not a toy that I enjoy, at all. The first time I had ever used it, I used it during partner play and it literally felt like I was being fucked by a jackhammer! OUCH! I've tried several times using it solo, but can't seem to get any pleasure out of it. If you can get pass the racket this vibe gives off, it does make a great clit vibe. It's so noisy that I can't even concentrate on getting off! It normally just gets thrown to the side and I end up finishing the job by hand.
Follow-up commentary
This toy has confirmed that I do not enjoy traditional vibes. I guess I ratyher have all the bells and whistles. I probably could have given this toy another star. It's really not a bad traditional vibe, it is powerful and a great stepping stone for those new to the sex toy world. If you like traditional vibes, then this is for you. It's just not for me.
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Comments
  • sextoygeek
    sextoygeek  
    Basic vibes are so.... like 25 years ago!
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    @lucidobsession - HAHA! so true!
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    I happen to love a good traditional vibrator.
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Sorry this didn't work for you! Thanks for the review.
  • deadpoet
    deadpoet  
    great review
  • sexysweetieshan
    sexysweetieshan  
    I agree Airen! I LOVE traditional basic vibrators! They are my favorites and work the best for me.

    Nice review Taryn!
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    @Airen Wolf - I tend to prefer the mini traditional vibes more than the full sized ones. This one was just awkward. thanks for reading!

    @Selective Sensualist - thanks, Im sure it would suit somebody, just wasnt for me. thanks for reading!

    @deadpoet - thank you!
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    @sexysweetieshan - thanks for reading and commenting! Glad traditional vibes work for you, and they are not overly expensive as well. They are just not my thing I guess, but every lady must have at least one in her toy box! I do like the mini vibes way better, though.
  • sexysweetieshan
    sexysweetieshan  
    I have not had a chance to try any mini vibes, so maybe I will enjoy them better! & you're welcome!
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    The Mini Pearlessence got a much better rating from me
  • Alicia
    Alicia  
    Sorry it didn't work out for you, seems like it would be a great and inexpensive toy for those that like traditional vibes..for example I think I'd love this one!
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    @Alicia - you would probably like this one then

    I edited the review stating that it would make a great vibe for those who like traditional vibes - because it would!

    I've been trying to write my reviews not so descriptively and more based on personal experience.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Good review!
  • Lady Venus
    Lady Venus  
    @Sammi - thanks!
  • lamira
    lamira  
    Great review, thanks!!
  • lzee
    lzee  
  • ColorMeCute
    ColorMeCute  
    Thank you
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Thanks for sharing
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Good review
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