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Ouch...To big for me

If you are a size queen looking for some buzz in your bedroom this toy may be for you, however, if you struggle with mid-sized toys or need some rumble in your life maybe try out something else. While this toy does have several wonderful features, that will please a wide variety of people their are not enough feature pleasing specific people that it may not be a go.
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Pros:
Waterproof, Silicone, Many features
Cons:
Too large for many, buzzy, buttons easy to mis-use
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is designed as an internal g-spot vibrator for size queens. That is someone who appreciates or NEEDS a larger toy to enjoy pleasure. I am not a size queen. Also because of the large size I do not recommend this toy for thrusting nor do I recommend it for partner play unless you are VERY in tune with your partner.

While designed for internal stimulation the Pleasure Bendie ridged G can also be used for external stimulation. The toy however, is not designed for any type of anal stimulation, because while large and in charge, this toy is relatively the same diameter from end to end which results in it being unsafe for anal play.

Due to the color of the toy being pink I would say that the target audience for this toy is individuals who identify as female, like large toys with buzzy vibrations who have a g-spot to pleasure.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is mostly silicone, with a plastic handle. Silicone (the insertable portion assuming you can get that far) is a 10 on the eden safety scale. While this silicone does not seem to attract lint as much as some of the other silicone toys in my collection, it did come with a horrible smell that I have not had to deal with in higher end silicone toys. The best way I can describe it is "new car smell" and while that smell is okay for a new car, it is not something I like the idea of sticking in my hoohah.

The silicone has a matte finish which causes a significant amount of drag through this can be aided with the use of a water based lubricant.

The toy has a ridged texture that is overwhelming at times due to pronounced bumps. There is also a seam though it is not noticeable during use.

The toy while defined as flexible given the title is not. It bends at one point but not very much and was not flexible enough for me to use comfortably.
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I got this toy for review hoping that it would be a slightly larger version of the Close2you Harmonia...It is a MUCH BIGGER version and is far less flexible than my favorite toy and therefore is no substitute for me.

From some angles the toy nearly looks like a traditional vibrator, though from the side you can see a slight g-spot hook. It does have a bigger head, though bigger is not always better as this caused a great deal of problems with the insertion.
With the harmonia you can pop the tip inside and angle it up to slide it in, but this toy is so big that I can do nothing of the sort. The toy does not taper in at any point though the photos provided maybe deceptive. This limits the amount of maneuverability also the lack of flexibility limits the usefulness of the design of the toy.

Because this toy is larger than many in my collection it is not for me at all, but I would leave it to size queens or women who are used to inserting large toys into their vaginas. This is not a toy for a newbie.

Length:
9"
Insertable length:
6 3/4"
Circumference:
5 1/2"
Diameter:
1 1/2"

This is a big toy and will likely be too large for many users.
    • Big

Functions / Performance / Controls

Pros
There are a TON of features
The toy returns to the last used feature every time it is turned on.
Has some strong vibrations
The toy has a feature for nearly everyone.

CONS:
Mostly Buzzy vibrations
Can easily press the wrong button and switch settings or turn on or off toy.
Toy can bump into something and turn on in a drawer (EMBARRASSING) & Both power and functions button can turn on the toy...Probably why it ended up turning on in my dresser
Handle gets buzzy
No one will enjoy every feature


OKAY Now to the features themselves.
The first time you start it, it starts on the highest constant setting. I find this odd.
STRONG CONSTANT: Probably a 4vroom but a 3 bee you can hear it through the walls in my house...my roommate informed me of this after a shower one day...Again EMBARRASSING
MID CONSTANT: Not a huge difference between this and the high, just a different pitch ringing in my ears.
LOW CONSTANT: Slightly softer and more rumbly but only 3vrooms and 2.5 bees

ESCALATING FAST PULSES: Makes a very strange noise but cannot be heard through the door can be heard through the blanket Maybe a 3 vroom 2 bee and buzzy.

LOW MID SPEED PULSING: Cannot feel it on the tip of the g-spot curve more than 2vroom can feel it in the shaft leading up to the point...depends on your needs.

HIGH MID-SPEED PULSING: Can feel it on the tip is as strong and as loud as the strong constant vibrations. 4 vroom 3-3.5 bee

HIGH FAST PULSING: 4 vrooms isolated at the tip...cannot be felt more than a 1.5vroom in shaft of toy. 2.5 bees.

LOW FAST PULSING: Not enough vroom to please anyone at any section of the toy 1.5 bee.

Several of the vibrations feel the same and sound the same. I believe that the high pulsing repeats at least once in the cycle. I have gone through them all several times trying to figure it out and find myself confused. I know that other reviews have mentioned that the toy came with a paper insert that identified these settings. Mine did not however I did not realize it until after I tried the toy.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This is a waterproof silicone toy. Because its has electric portions please only wash with soap and water in a sink. No boiling and NO dishwasher. You can submerge it though due to an o-ring.

Because the toy is silicone please only use water-based lubricants for the safety of the toy.

I keep it in the plastic container because I do not currently have an extra pouch large enough to store it though I do recommend that as an option.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

Cheap plastic see through container with minimal information. Wish I didn't need to keep it for storage.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Experience

I Cannot actually use this toy even after warming up extensively. The toy is simply too large for me to use without a significant amount of pain.
Follow-up commentary
Still WAY to big for me. This toy is sitting in my toy cemetery. While I could use it for external stimulation with a partner...since I currently do not have one of those consistently I'm not about to ask a fling "hey can I use this giant pink vibe to put you in the mood?" So to the closet it has gone. If you are a size queen but want something simple and quiet I do still recommend this toy, however for me Its a no can do.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Great review. I think this would be way too big for me too
  • freeport
    freeport  
    Thanks for the review!
  • LoneOokami
    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the info.
  • indiechick
    indiechick  
    If you only believe it was somewhat useful please send me a private message on how I can change it. If you use ranked and didn't even bother reading know that some of us take this seriously
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