Vaginal balls by California Exotic
by Astraea
useful reviewWhen I first received this product, I was surprised at how much they weigh. The size is a little larger than I was expecting, also. I wanted to review this product because I read a few different stories that involve a woman wearing balls similar to these as they go about their day at work or wherever. This is how I tried to test them. As a college student, I planned to wear the balls during the two hours of my work-study job, which entails basically just standing around a tiny campus mail room.
The idea seemed like it would be fun. In actuality, it really wasn’t. I had a lot of problems with these. There are small holes in the pink plastic (from the cord) where fluid can definitely get in. I found this out by just rinsing them in water prior to using them. Next, they aren't that easy to put in. I didn't have anything but ‘natural’ lubrication, but still. While at first I really didn't feel them inside of me, by the time I had walked across campus to work (5 minutes maybe), they hurt so bad I had to go straight to the nearest bathroom to get them out.
Here’s where my biggest problems started. When I did go to pull the retrieval cord, it broke. Only one ball came out. The cord connecting the two balls was still attached to the one inside me, but when I pulled that, it too broke off. Now, I'm in a fairly busy public bathroom stall in my college's main building trying to remove the remaining ball. I probably started to panic a little, which obviously didn't help. After about 10 minutes of pushing with my vaginal muscles and also reaching for it with my fingers, the ball finally came out!
This brings me to my final complaint: the little spikes held onto a lot of fluid, so they really needed to be cleaned. This would not be that difficult, except for those little holes in the balls where the string is supposed to be. I can only hope that the other women in the bathroom as I left didn’t notice that my face was flushed with color and I was sweating from the effort.
Overall, I can only give this product one star. It was fun in theory, but not practical at all. The only advantage I see for these is that they were inexpensive. These need, at the very least, a much stronger and more secure retrieval string. A way to seal the balls around the string to prevent fluids from entering would be great too.
Personally, I'm going to stay away from vaginal balls for a long time. These make me rethink anal balls too. If there is a next time for me, it will be a more expensive set. These were my first vaginal balls (Pink pleasure balls), and I most certainly do not recommend them to other beginners. Maybe someone with more experience would have better luck, but I can’t say for sure.
- aag
- Ariane
- Talk about a disaster. Better luck next time - as aag said, something connected by silicone (or at least not as flimsy as string!).
- NoGdy2Shus
- Amethyst Moon
- what a great review! thanks for sharing. I had the exact opposite issue with a pair of balls. I had them in while on a date, and I needed to use the restroom. I peed and they fell right in. Leaving me wondering "to retrive or not to retrieve?"
- ScottA
- Yikes! I'll file that away to remember when thinking about possible presents..
Leave a commentI'd recommend the Luna Balls or Smart Balls for the vagina. While it's a big pain in the neck to get out something "stuck" in the vagina, they won't get lost there entirely.
The ass is a different matter, and I totally agree with you. I'd never put something on a flimsy string up my bum. There are a couple sets of beads from Tantus tho that are connected by silicone, not a cord. I'd use those.
Many years ago, back in the late '70s, I tried the Ben-Wa balls. After reading & hearing all the hype I expected to be a veritable walking orgasm. In actuality, the only thing they produced was a loud clacking sound with each step I took. They ended up in the trash after I found my kids trying to use them as a clacker* toy.
While I'm not happy they haven't improved over the years, I was quite happy to read your review. It convinced me to not waste my money once again. Great review.
* Kids' toy where hard plastic ball was attached to each end of a thin rope. Rope was held in middle & you swung balls so they hit each other & bounced up. They required no real intelligence, a minimum of coordination & were great fun until, inevitably, one ball would detach, go flying & either break the neighbor's window or give an innocent bystander a concussion. I think they were finally outlawed.