Gyrating massager - traditional vibrator by Topco Sales - review by cherryredhead88

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Gyrating massager

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Pretty In Pink

As long as you get a working model then this toy should please the power queen inside of you. It is also a nice size for the size queen, but its smooth texture and subtle curves make it great for those who want something a little less intimidating. It gets three stars due to the malfunctioning on mine. Trust me, there is nothing more annoying than losing power when you are ready to climax.
Deep, strong vibrations.
C batteries, malfunctioning power.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Gyrating Massager, by Topco, is an interesting vibrator designed for vaginal use. It can be used for the clitoris as well. It is not recommend for anal play as it lacks a flared base. Beginners would enjoy this due to its lack of extreme size or texture, but the more experienced users can definitely find something to wet their whistle with this as well.

The name did fool me- I was hoping that the Gyrating Massager would, well, gyrate. It does not, however it has very interesting and unique vibrations to it that almost make it feel like it is gyrating.

Material / Texture

The Gyrating Massager is made of plastic, which is non porous and phthalate free. It is firm and smooth to the touch, with some drag to it but not as much as Velvet Cote plastics have. It can be cleaned easily with warm soap and water or an antibacterial wipe. Plastic is compatible with all lubes.

This has no taste or smell to it, and has nice texture. The four or five mild ribs that accentuate the shaft are curvy enough to be felt, but smooth enough to be gentle and not intimidating.

Design / Shape / Size

Gyrating Massager is 8 inches long, with about 7 inches insertable, and about 1 1/2 inches in diameter. However, I think the smooth plastic and mild ribs make it feel smoother (and a tad smaller) than its measurements portray.

This is a pretty pink vibrator with little jewels encrusted in the base/cap. I initially wanted the purple one because it was a prettier lavendar shade, but got this due to it being the only color in stock. It is pretty girly design wise, but I kind of like having something like this in my collection.

This isn't too discrete, and probably won't go over well if you want to hide it or travel with it.

Functions / Performance / Controls

I really hope that my toy was just a dud. The vibrations of this thing are wonderful, deep rumbles that carry through to your very core. Unfortunately my dial base control is extremely touchy, and the vibrations short out on me far too much for my liking.

Upon twisting the dial you will find a wonderful low hum accompanying you and your nether regions. Twist it farther and the hum gets stronger and deeper. BUT. Here is the kicker- mine cuts off completely. It gets REALLY REALLY strong, and then just stops at the slightest touch of the dial. Then if I nudge it again it will come on, but not as strong, etc.

Aside from this malfunction I really love this toy. It is not too loud, but it could be heard through covers, and the C batteries it takes aren't the easiest to find. I ordered mine on here!

Care and Maintenance

The Gyrating Massager is very easy to care for. Since it is non porous, it can be stored alongside other toys. It did not come with any type of storage but it is easy to fit into a box or drawer. This should be cleaned well with soap and warm water after each use, or wiped down with an antibacterial toy wipe. Condoms should still be used when sharing this or switching orifices.
Follow-up commentary
The only reason I don't like this anymore is because it's broken. The battery compartment had some kind of short in it and the vibes didn't stay on consistently.

I would enjoy this vibrator if it worked due to the deep vibrations it has.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Danielle1220
    Great review!!
  • Waterfall
    Great review! I tested the power on this one at a toy party and I really want it
  • Emily!
    Omg in the video it kinda reminds me of the magic pencil trick. Hard plastic, or gyrating rubber?? haha
  • Willis2011
    Thank you for the good review
  • Tbanda
    Thanks, great review!
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