Clit kisser

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What the Hell did I get myself into?

If you're a total beginner, this might work for you. However, if you're a toy veteran like me, save your cash and try something else. It's cheaply made, not very safe, and not very powerful.
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Pros:
Awesome vibration dial
Cons:
Feels cheap, not powerful, weird design
Rating by reviewer:
1
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If you all are planning to buy this for a friend or a party, make sure they're totally cool with a vulva right on the box. I was actually at the post office when I opened the USPS box to see what was inside. I had expected some discreet packaging, but nope! Some lady was completely bare right on the cover. When I got it out of the porno box, the first thing I noticed was how cheap the toy felt. The bullet was plasticky and the part used to control it felt like a happy meal toy. It was very light and just didn't feel like it was going to provide much "bang." Still, I gave it the benefit of the doubt.

Upon using it, I found the dial to change the vibrations to be really easy to use and it gave a lot of options! Upon placing the toy (with the mouth part attached) on to my clitoris, I was very disappointed. It seemed to vibrate well and it felt great when it was very gently placed on me. I would barely flick the tongue back and forth on my clit. But if I applied any pressure, the sensation would go away. I turned the dial all the way to high and held it on my clit, hoping for a miracle. Unfortunately, I never came, however, my hand did go numb from having strong vibrations surging through it for a solid ten minutes. I still wasn't giving up hope. I took the mouth piece off and placed the bullet inside. Still, no dice. I couldn't feel a thing. It just wasn't doing it for me.

The material for the mouth piece is awful. Because the bullet was on for so long, the material of the mouth area actually started to melt and flake off. It just didn't seem very safe. You can use both silicone and water based lubricants with it though. Again, I never came with this toy, and that NEVER happens to me! Imagine my disappointment! Cleaning was fairly simple, I just washed both the bullet and the mouth with a mild soap.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • Jenny Smith
    Jenny Smith  
    thanks for this review
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