Aria cock pleaser - blow job imitator by Cal Exotics - review by Average Joe

My wife says I tend to find fault with everything and it's true; I do. While I found faults with the Aria cock pleaser, the good profusely outweighs the bad.

My biggest disappointment was that the entire mouth area was only 4" deep. While the mouth seemed a little shallow, the SoftTouch material was so stretchy and pliable that the short length didn't matter; with every thrust, the head of my penis pushed against the "cheek" and expanded the material so that it accommodated my entire length.

My second disappointment with this Blow Job imitator was that the mouth didn't have enough suction. The entire inside area was a little too loose and it could have been improved with the lips being smaller and closer together. Fortunately, because the SoftTouch was so stretchy, I was able to pull the mouth down to the base off my cock and pinch the lips with my fingers to create a seal.

The tongue is the only reason men will want to buy this. It doesn't matter that there's a delicately carved cute girly nose, or kissably soft lips; the sole purpose of wanting this blow job imitator around your cock is the tongue. While I found that it didn't rotate around my penis, it did rotate against the bottom of my cock and rubbed that one spot that has always caused me to pound my fists against the mattress like sheets of thunder.

The motor behind the tongue is as powerful as a Delta drill press. I couldn't believe that two AA were able to produce vibrations so eerily powerful. Thinking back, I'm still amazed. However, because it's powerful, it's also loud. Forget about being discreet; if you live in an apartment, every tenant in the building will know you're up to something. If you're able turn your TV up as far as it goes, the noise of this toy doesn't matter, but if you're sneaking off to take care of business, and you're not alone, you won't be able to hide what you're doing.

This is a toy that's so big you need to use both hands. If you keep a hand free for pushing buttons on a remote or holding a cordless phone against your ear, you're bound to have some trouble juggling both. The SoftTouch material is also very soft, and the toy tends to flop around, so if you're using lubricant, it's going to get slippery and squirm around on you.

This is the first blow job sex toy I've ever tried. While it's a huge contrast to a real woman's mouth, it goes beyond any expectations of fabricated fellatio.

Unfortunately, the motor on the rotating tongue burned out. Take caution too, this very fragile and sensitive material should NOT be stored with any other toy.