Colt butt banger - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by MR Chickhabit

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Butt Banger Begets Boner Bliss

Overall the Butt banger is an excellent toy, worth every penny and an experience all penises should be fortunate enough to slide into. The balls serve no real purpose, but they sure do look realistic if not a bit small.
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Pros:
easy to use, novelty balls, snug fit.
Cons:
material requires a bit more upkeep than others
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Butt banger should be primarily used on hard dicks. I dont see it being capable of doing much else apart from maybe being inserted into somebody and then being screwed while inside, but that still involves the dick doesn't it?

The Butt Banger is made of "Futurotic" material which is silky to the touch after a shake b bake with either cornstarch or baby powder. after lubing up with my favorite anal lube (Maximus) i went for the entrance which can only be described as a used asshole. But fear not! even though the opening is wide open, the toy wraps around your dick snugly while the little nubs inside massage you to a creamy conclusion.

The toy itself is not too big nor too small, my friend Miss Goldilocks spent the night and i am pleased to report she said it was just right. Another reviewer mentioned that the toy has a gentle suckling action and i have to agree. Butt banger is quite an experience for any johnson, but especially mine.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

As i mentioned briefly above, the toy is made of "Futurotic" material and as such is SUPER tacky without a light dusting of non reactive powder. Once powdered the toy is another texture entirely. I would describe the feel of the Butt banger to be close to a powdered glove, but much thicker with lots of give.

The Butt banger is soft and squishy, supple and yet solid. The Texture/density of the Butt banger is very close to the Fleshlight. in fact, by a happy bit of serendipity, the inside is actually identical to the only fleshlight i bought, the speed bump.
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Colt has some balls, or rather the Butt banger by Colt has balls. bouncy, squeezy, attached just below the anus, balls.

also, the opening resembles an anus that has been used heavily for the past few hours, sloppy seconds anyone?

Internally there are a thousand small nubs that work to do a few things:

1. rub you as you slide in and out
2. provide a tight, variable texture to provide moderate suction.
3. hold on to lubricant for the ENTIRE experience.

all other sleeves i have used have dried up before i was done with it. For example I have the Fujiko and normally have to Relube at least 3 times before im done.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

After finishing with the Butt Banger i washed it thoroughly with gentle soap and my fingers in order to dislodge any clinging lubricants. After drying i noticed how tacky and awful the texture became, where was my wonderful futurotic sleeve? why does this thing stick to the mirror now?

I decided that the Butt banger is a perfect toy for the cornstarch method o learned about on the fleshlight forums.

1. Take a plastic resealable baggie and sprinkle a small amount of cornstarch into the bag.
2. Place your CLEANED (you dirty bastard) toy into the bag along with the cornstarch.
3. seal bag, do not remove air, leave a nice cushion of air to allow for movement.
4. SHAKE VIOLENTLY.
5. Remove air from bag and store anywhere convenient, just don't store under anything heavy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
this toy is used a lot. its my go to for happiness. I love it often and i recommend it to any man, regardless of thier desire for balls (hell, cut them off if the bother you, the toy is WORTH the mutilation.)
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Comments
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • punkstar283
    punkstar283  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Curiouscat
    Curiouscat  
    Nice review
  • potstickers
    potstickers  
    Thanks! I always thought the balls looked a little comical.
  • dv8
    dv8  
    This looks like you could use it as a dildo.
  • MR Chickhabit
    MR Chickhabit  
    @dv8
    I doubt it, its awful squishy. but yeah, i do see your..ahem...point.
  • SecretToyLover2
    SecretToyLover2  
    This toy cracks me up! It looks so weird! lol Thanks for the review
  • SecretToyLover2
    SecretToyLover2  
    This toy cracks me up! It looks so weird! lol Thanks for the review
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Looks like you got this before it discontinued!
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