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Campus Owie

The Campus Hottie was a big disappointment for me. I hoped it would be good as an XL masturbtor but it fell short in quite a few ways.
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Pros:
Wide entry hole, easy to clean, material is very resilient
Cons:
Not stimulating, no texture, smell, end hurts, noise
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

What this masturbator has going for it is that it looks cool. That's about it unfortunately. While the Shane's World Campus Hottie may look and feel well made, the design did more negative things for me than positive. I was attracted to the long length, wide opening, and supposed ability to fit larger men. In reality, there was a problem with all three things. The Campus Hottie ended up being the lamest girl on campus. I recommend it to pretty much no one. Unless loose, hard to control, lack of textured masturbators are your thing...
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Privacy

Material / Texture

This is made of a very impressively durable and stretchy material: TPE. It can really be twisted, stretched, and manipulated without immediate tearing and lose of shape. TPE is not the safest of materials (rate 6 out of 10), but it is pretty high compared to other masturbators made of cyberskin or jelly like materials. More information here: http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-guides-and-tips/guides/materials/tpe. It is slightly stinky, has a lot of drag, and collects a tremendous amount of grime. Don't drop this on a rug! It does have a plastic smell to it too. It's not super strong but it also does not wash away entirely. It is also semi-porous, so sharing is not a good idea.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

From the side, this masturbator looks like a giant larva worm to me. It has huge waves on the outside that probably are supposed to help with gripping...but really don't. The opening is large which I was happy about. You don't have to push your penis through a pin hole here. A finger easily slides in and a penis easily stretches the shape further. The outside has a crude vaginal lip shape. It is not really realistic and won't get you drooling.

The length is 8 1/2" long which is pretty large and to be honest, can become quite difficult to maneuver. The penetration length is less than 6 1/2" though. The next one inch of the toy has a tighter inner cavity and then the last inch has an even smaller one to trap cum and lubricant.

Internally, there is absolutely no texture. None. Zilch. THERE IS NO RIBBING. The ribbing Eden refers to can only be the outside. The inside is smooth as butter. It was boring and not stimulating in the slightest. The inner cavity also fits a large variety of men, probably too well. It's not tight enough to do the job for me, but that might also be because of the texture. Good news is that I'm girthier than average and I fit fine. The hole is easy to get into and it didn't hurt at all.
    • No texture
    • Not very tight
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

It was easy to get lubricant in the Campus Hottie. I poured a bit of water based lube down the tube, used a finger to swirl around the inside and put the leftovers on myself. I used the same amount we do on all sleeve like toys. For some reason, this toy required much more. Even then, it didn't seem to slide up and down very well. It stuck and bunched without being tight. It was weird, useless, and awkward. It also made loud noises during use. Even if it had internal texture and I liked it, I would not be able to use this long due to the annoying slurp sounds. Another problem is in the tightening of the end of the shape. If you put your head up it in the slightest bit it feels like a stabbing in the head of your penis which is not exactly what I look for in one of these. The lack of texture is the major downfall to this sleeve. I don't think I could ever finish from this and so I am forced to give it 1 star.
    • Hard to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

What is nice about the large entry hole is that it is easy to clean the sleeve. Just pour warm water and soap down the hole, swish around, squeeze out, and dry. This makes an excellent squirt gun by the way. A good thing about the material is that it contains not silicone so water or silicone based lubes are ok to use. Store separate from other toys.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The Campus Hottie first comes in a plastc bag which is then in a large cardboard box with the pic of the toy and random girl on it. There is little info on the package.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
Before I could even use this thing inside out, it melted on me! I cut off the small hole end and flipped it inside out. I put it in a bag and placed it with my other sleeves. Well, I had not gone to them in a long while. When I did, this one was melted to the bag even though it was not in contact with any other toys...curious. My recommendation: Don't purchase it.
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Comments
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    "The hole is easy to get into and it didn't hurt at all" Well this at least makes it better then the campus cutie which is way to tight. Maybe they should get together and have a which is worse contest.
  • darthkitt3n
    darthkitt3n  
    Great review! It's a shame this whole line of masturbators seems to be junk.
  • Jobthingy
    Jobthingy  
    LOL squirt gun.. nice!
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    I thought Campus hotties were supposed be hot, glad I don't live in Shane's world.
    Great review.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Never thought of using one of these as a squirt gun!
  • KnK
    KnK  
    "From the side, this masturbator looks like a giant larva worm to me."

    Also, good to know it makes an excellent squirt gun. ROFL. GREAT review!!
  • Penguin
    Penguin  
    Ha! Maybe they should. I didn't try any of the other ones. I heard they were painful too.
  • Vaccinium
    Vaccinium  
    Just what any man wants in his masturbator-- pain.
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Red Vinyl Kitty  
    Okay, I definitely giggled at the thought of using this as a squirt gun. Sorry that this didn't work out for you though, great review!
  • Penguin
    Penguin  
    I figured that out when washing it haha.
  • deadpoet
    deadpoet  
    great review
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Great review, thank you!
  • Penguin
    Penguin  
    Thanks to both of you.
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    excellent review, thanks!
  • Penguin
    Penguin  
    Thanks
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