Aria's body stroker - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by A Giggle

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Aria's body stroker is a toy with a lot of potential that ultimately falls flat. It's fun until you really get down to business.
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Pros:
Great novelty value; fun with a partner.
Cons:
Doesn't feel particularly good; difficult to clean.
Rating by reviewer:
2
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I requested Aria's Body Stroker to fulfill a need. With my upcoming delivery, my girl parts are going to be out of commission for a few weeks. Before we played with it, my plan was for Aria to act as a surrogate. Now, I'm not so sure. While we had a lot of fun with this toy, it just didn't serve its primary function very well.

The most enjoyable aspect of the toy is its appearance. In a nutshell, it's a tiny, legless, headless porn star. From top to bottom, she has a working vagina, an anus best described as decorative (no opening), a pair of fleshy breasts that closely resemble her namesake, and a hole where her neck would be. This gives the semen a place to go. It is also the most entertaining aspect of this toy for us. Sliding her down over my partner's cock, I pushed her down until the head popped out the top hole. The end result was a somewhat squat, purple-helmeted Darth Vader with great tits. My partner was also enthusiastic about how big he looked while defiling Aria. References were made to anime porn, in which impossibly large cocks are almost as wide as the petite bodies they plow into. In short, we laughed a lot while playing with the toy. This is the good part.

If I could stop the review right here, it would be a 5-star toy. Unfortunately, there is one big issue—the toy doesn't feel good. The tight opening prevents the toy from sliding up and down the shaft without pulling skin up and down along with it. At best, it provided my partner with mild pleasure. At worst, it was uncomfortable.

Clean up is a real pain. Aria's curves aren't conducive to turning her inside out, which makes it difficult to get inside for a thorough cleaning. It must also be completely dried and powdered. I have yet to find a way to completely dry it.

I really want to like this toy; I really do. But the proof is in the pudding, or lack thereof. Yes, feel free to cringe there. For all the fun we had, Aria just didn't deliver where it counts. And so, our hunt for a good hand job implement continues...
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Cock Wrangler
    Cock Wrangler  
    Haha. At least you got some good laughs out of it. This is more of a novelty sleeve; there are definitely better ones out there.
  • Mr. I
    Mr. I  
    Yep, good-looking toy, but inefficient, unfortunately.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Nice review.
  • Pandahb
    Pandahb  
    nice review
  • Tidwtrguy
    Tidwtrguy  
    good review
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)  
    Thanks for the review!
  • rolltideman13
    rolltideman13  
    Is this made of silicon or what? If it is throw lubricant on it and it solves the dont feel good part but makes cleanup worse!!!! Hey you win/lose situation but the most important thing is pleasure right?
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    Nice review!
  • ~*Damia*~
    ~*Damia*~  
  • Forever17
    Forever17  
    thanks for the review
  • imadoctorforpretend
    imadoctorforpretend  
    nice, well written, awesome grammar. somebody paid attention in school!
    i guess i am saying 'great review'!
  • Britt&Daniel
    Britt&Daniel  
    thanks for the review
  • eroticmutt
    eroticmutt  
    Sorry to hear this didn't work out for you. Based on the reviews done it sounds like it would be better for using with a below-average-sized penis.
  • garylangworthy420
    garylangworthy420  
    thanks for the review!
  • TheFirstAxel
    TheFirstAxel  
    Thought about getting it but after reading this I'll pass. Thank you
  • Pinkshirt
    Pinkshirt  
    thanks for the review
  • ILikeShinyThings
    ILikeShinyThings  
    thanks for the review!
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