Haven's pocket pussy - realistic vagina by Topco Sales - review by horny trucker

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Don't waste your money!!!!

I was very disappointed very hard to get in if you have any kind of penis and it rips right away when you use it
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Pros:
Nothing
Cons:
Small and ripped right away
Rating by reviewer:
0
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The Haven's pocket vagina will only work for you if you have a very small penis. I'm not huge by any means about 7" and 4.5" around and i could barely fit in it. In the beginning it took me a good 15 to 20 minutes to get in to it. Between the lube you need and the tightness it was just slipping and shooting all over the place. It felt like i was holding a fish.

Once I did fit in it though it felt almost like it had a death grip on me. It felt like somebody was really pissed off and was trying to squeeze the life out of it. I also had to be very careful how far I pulled out. If I pulled out more than half way it would just shoot off of me. I would then have to fight for like five minutes to get back into it.

I finally figured out how to make it work well and was going at a pretty good pace for about 10 minutes. All of a sudden it starts feeling a lot looser and i look down and the whole thing has split in half on me. So just save your money and buy something else!

While in it does fell pretty good. The pleasure skin feel very realistic. The tightness reminds me of what it feels like to have sex with a virgin. While it was in working condition and actually working it was very enjoyable. While all lubed up you get a very good sound. It actually has the squishing sounds like real sex does. If they could figure out how to make this toy much more durable and make the entrance a little bit larger than what it is then I would definitely recommend this toy. If you are looking for a one night stand with your masturbator then this would be the one for you.
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    "If you are looking for a one night stand with your masturbator then this would be the one for you. " Nice LMAO.

    You are pretty average in terms of girth so I wonder why on earth they would have made a toy that does not work. LAME.

    Please proof read your reviews though.
  • tantric
    this sounds like a poor quality toy all around. I would suggest the super head honcho, it really works well for me, plus it should have a much longer life.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Hmm. Seems pretty shoddy and, for that price, I know there's better.
  • Victoria
    Heh, that's an expensive one night stand...you must be an animal in bed Winking Guys also love the Fleshlights and the Maven. Maybe give them a chance?
  • Blooddragon
    Great review, thank you!
  • oldman
    This review was really enjoyable to read. Very funny.
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