Double beaded ultimate BJ by Cal Exotics - review by Lithaewyn

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Double Beaded Ultimate SuckJob

The Double Beaded Ultimate BJ is an awful choice for anyone, unless you happen to be much less endowed than the average male. This item probably would have been successful if it wasn't so impossibly tight, which lead to its own demise: a lifespan of 1 1/2 uses.
Published:
Pros:
Tightness, texture, suction.
Cons:
Tightness, stickiness, poor design.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
The Double Beaded Ultimate BJ is a 6 1/2" long, mouth type masturbator, that is made out of clear TPR. It has a strip of metal beads on both sides, in addition to a slightly ribbed texture, and a closed bulb end to create strong suction. Thankfully, TPR is safe with water OR silicone based lubricants. You're going to need it.

Massive amounts of a good water or silicone based lubricant, and a very firm erection are key to even trying this toy out as it's difficult from the get-go. It may help to turn the toy sideways, which somewhat ruins the point of the entrance appearing to be a mouth. It is less difficult to use once inserted past the head, be sure to not let go! The bulb end gives this toy strong suction that feels incredible, but will pop off without being held.

The beads are what this masturbator is all about, but they're nothing to get hung up on. While they can be felt, they don't add a whole lot of sensation themselves. The ribbed texture also isn't something highly noteworthy, but it does add that extra oomph. These two combined with the suction and extreme tightness made it highly pleasurable, until...

The metal beads are behind only a slim layer of TPR, and ripped away after one and a half uses. My partner and I concluded that the two factors that make it feel so good (tightness and suction) in conjunction with the poor design granted this masturbator its death wish before it even got to shine.

If you are lucky and able to make this toy last longer than two uses, it'll probably be cleanup that is a deal breaker. Some materials are given lint magnets, but this masturbator's TPR is stickier than any other toys I have come across. If you have an animal in your home, forget it. You'll never get the hair off of this no matter how many washes it goes through. Secondly, it needs to be washed immediately after use, or the fluids will be forever trapped around the little hair-type protrusions in the bulb end of the toy. A run through the dishwasher would probably help these issues, but unfortunately TPR can only be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water, or toy wipes. A condom would help too, but this toy is futile to use in the first place.

In the end, the small amount of pleasure the Double Beaded Ultimate BJ gave, wasn't worth the effort on anyone's part and it ended up in the trash very quickly. There are far better masturbators in the same price range, that won't break so easily, and aren’t so dreadful to clean. Do yourself a favor and steer clear of this one.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    I thought this one looked interesting, I am glad I read your review.

    Thanks for the review, and good job! Big smile
  • sweet seduction
    great review
  • CynicallyYours
    Great review, thanks!
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