Vibrating maximizer - cock ring discontinued by Pipedream - review by Penguin

This is another product I saw out of the corner of my eye when my girlfriend was browsing EF. I asked about it and thought it looked cool. She was so excited that I was interested in it that she insisted I get it for my next assignment.

The Vibrating Maximizer is a "triple action cock ring". We have tried dual cock rings before but never one with so many friggin bullets! Basically the top cock ring goes over the...cock, and the second goes around the balls. The design, if it works for you, should stimulate the clit, shaft, and balls all at the same time. If you are larger than average in girth, this can serve as a functioning cock ring for size enhancement and or longevity. If you are average or smaller, it will just be the holder for the bullets, which is fine really. It was a lot of fun for both of us. I think I enjoyed it even more than she did which was unexpected.

The package says silicone and does not discuss the purity. Eden says it is made of TPR silicone which I believe is correct. The material is black, strong, stretchy, and very flexible. It isn't sticky, but it does catch hairs and lint. It will also grab pubic hair and attempt to wrangle you into a submission of pain. I shave bald so I luckily did not have this problem, but I can't imagine using this without being trimmed down. If you have a problem with "manscaping", I suggest looking for something else. If the material had a smell, it doesn't now after I have washed it a few times. The material is smooth, but it has dozens of raised nubs on them. My girlfriend didn't really notice them, but I think she was focusing on the vibration more.

The bullets are smooth plastic.

Basically two cock rings are securely attached to each other by a bullet in the middle and there is another bullet at the top and one at the bottom. The cock rings look a lot like this product: Colt-Vibrating Stud Ring. One is obviously larger than the other. The smaller of the two is 1 1/4" unstretched (inside diameter) and stretched it goes to about 2 1/2". The larger is a little over 1 1/2" unstretched and a little less than 3" stretched. For me, a larger than average guy in both length and girth, these fit really well. They were not uncomfortably tight and were tight enough to make me harder, larger, and to bring up my boys. Just some friendly advice- put it over your hard cock first, then try to get your balls in it.

The bullets are all the same and can be removed from the sleeves, but to be honest, it's a bitch to do it. After the first one being removed, unscrewed, and then putting the ridiculously small batteries in, I found a way to do it without removing the bullet. I was able to unscrew the end to put the batteries in. It comes with 6 very tiny ones (watch batteries).

The three bullets all work separate from each other and are wireless. You have to push the button on the end of each on to turn them on (you can chose to only have one or two if you want). I thought that three bullets all on at the same time would make a lot of noise, actually it sounded like an "average" toy. It's probably not likely to be heard through a door. The bullets were strong enough to be felt on the clit, vibrate my shaft, and stimulate my boys. They were not too strong that they were distracting. I think they were design to add to, not replace the stimulation from sex. So the girl should be able to feel a bullet on her clit and the vibration in her guys shaft. If he is coming at her from behind, it might hit against her butt too. For the guy, feeling larger, harder, and help up can increase your orgasm.

Because taking the bullets out is a pain, I just used a toy wipe or baby wipe to clean this both times we used it. TPR silicone can not be used with silicone lubricant. I would store it somewhere so it does not collect more lint than it has to.

The package is where I got my review name from. It is a plastic case that has a mold of the toy so it can fit in. The front has a picture of Sean Michael's- a porn star? I had to laugh when I saw it. It looks like Shaft XXX. At the bottom it says his name and "reloaded" below it in the font from the Matrix. Why? I have no clue. The back has a picture of the product on a dong. This is useful for those who have no clue how to use it. It comes with one set of the 6 batteries needed. I wish it came with more.

Putting this on was easy. The first time we used it, I did my girlfriend from behind while she laid on her stomach. Getting as close to her as possible made one of the bullets vibrate against her bum. The other bullets didn't do much for her in that position, but I enjoyed them and had a really long, hard orgasm. Taking the thing off was a bit painful. This is my fault though. There was lube or something slippery on the ring and so it made my grip not so great. As I was pulling it away from my balls, it slipped from my grip and smacked them. OUCH. Make sure you dry your hands.

The second time we used it my girlfriend got on top of me and loved the triple feeling. If she got all the way down on me she said she could feel the clit bullet, the shaft vibrating, and my balls vibrating under her butt. Neither of us were ever uncomfortable and the rings stayed in place. If you find that you don't like the part that goes around the balls you can fold the rings in and have them tough to make one giant vibrating ring.

We used the ring for at least a total of 30+ minutes and the batteries feel just as strong.