Red boy curved strap-on royal - prosthetic penis attachment discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Serendipity

The New Intimacy

Prosthetic penis attachment discontinued
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Fire Hydrant Dick

"Ding, ding, ding. Here comes the fire truck!" This prosthetic penis is fire engine red and screams pleasure. I did need to stuff the tip with some tissue for slightly more rigidity, but overall enjoyed the performance of this penis.
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Pros
Finally Bozo the Clown has a penis to match his nose!
Cons
a little too big and bendy; requires more substantial strapping
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

The Red Boy Strap On Royal is billed as a prosthetic penis attachment. If you take that term seriously, you are likely thinking this item will be in a realistic size range and gently to generously enhance a poorly endowed penis. Well, this attachment takes it just a little further than that. To read more about my experience with this product, please click here to link to my blog.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Red Boy is made of vinyl and does have an odor that has remained present in the month I have had this product. The smell doesn't bother me, but might bother others. The vinyl is smooth and slippery on its own and water-based or silicone based lube is recommended for extra slip and glide. This prosthetic penis is (somewhat predictably) completely hollow on the inside.
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I would have thought the tip might be filled in so that a smaller penis could wear this attachment and add to their length. This is not the case and the vinyl material and width of this penis (more than 5 inches in diameter) actually need to be filled up in order for this penis to be effective. Otherwise, the penis is too bendy and folds in a little awkwardly. I didn't find the 8 inches to be an unrealistic length for a prosthetic penis but the girth is a little too wide.

The straps are nylon and somewhat cheaply made, though there is generous length and it is easy to tighten or loosen to your preference. I would have liked if the straps could ride high up one one's hips, but they ride low and I found myself having to stop mid-fornication to 'hike' it up.
    • Adjustable
    • Only fits on penis shaft

Care and Maintenance

Vinyl is porous so it is advisable to wear a condom with this item. Anti-bacterial soap and water or wipes are suitable cleaning materials. As already mentioned, there is an odor to the vinyl and you may want to store this item separate from your other toys for this reason.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The packaging was not onerous; this item came enclosed in the usual plastic packaging that just fits and contained a colorful paper insert showcasing other products by Doc Johnson.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
I continue to enjoy this product for the 'wow' factor in the bright, red color but overall would wish for more elaborate harnessing to keep the dick in place and for it to be a tad smaller to secure a penis more snugly. Still, when I want extra attention when I walk into the dungeon, I know exactly what to pack.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: darkkitty
    Great review!
  • Contributor: jankit
    Nice, detailed review! Humorous too.
  • Contributor: Serendipity
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Devz
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: big b
    thanks
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    ty
  • Contributor: rms1992
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: dinglebat
    Cool, thanks! I might buy it.
  • Contributor: The Kitty
    any idea how this might work when worn by a man?
  • Contributor: 7Miles
    Thanks
  • Contributor: marshmallow
    thanks!
  • Contributor: Serendipity
    Thanks for the comments, all. The Kitty, it's a little clunky for a man and not that much fun unfortunately. This product is more of a gag gift than for any serious enhanced pleasure.
  • Contributor: ILikeShinyThings
    Great review! Very amusing to read, also. The first time I saw this I thought fire hydrant just like your title!
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for a great helpful review!
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    Thanks for your review!
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    Thanks for the review
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