Shane’s world campus hottie - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by Xavier7

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I've Gots The Hots For This Blue....Vagina?

It's an alright masturbator, all in all. Three stars for it is what I'm thinking, even though I think California Exotics put this out just to make money. It's not the best toy in the world, but for a low price, it'll do the trick.
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Pros:
Colourful, Realistic labia, Can turn inside out (partially)
Cons:
Canal too large, Hard to clean, Hard to clean, Attracts particles
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This handheld masturbator is probably best for those who don't like any texture at all in their masturbators, for a beginner, or anyone into interesting looking masturbators like this one. This TPE vagina is very floppy and should be held with two hands in order to keep it in a straight line for usage, and it feels a lot like jelly. Its lips are great for stimulating the head of my cock, and of course, my balls when I am fully penetrating it.
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living

Material / Texture

Unlike what the product page says, this vagina is NOT ribbed at all, unless you mean the outside of it. With a lot of work, you can also turn it inside out (except for the end of it, which has only a narrow hole as an exit for cleaning it out) for use, but not all the way.

The material, to me, feels a lot like jelly, even though it is TPE, which is also known as thermoplastic rubber or TPR. It's a very flexible masturbator, and a very stretchy one at that. I find that it is fun to play with and easy to use for temperature play (it's different than glass, but it's easy to heat up if you put the toy in a pot of hot water for warming before use).

The jelly-like TPE is very smooth and soft, and although I can only use water-based or silicone lubricants with it, it is very plushy and soft. Some may not like this.

Personally, I think this is more of a toy for beginners and those who can't afford a more expensive toy. This isn't the best, but it'll get you to come if you're interested in it and have a good imagination.

I must say, I am impressed that it didn't have an odor when I received it.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Somewhat porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

In my opinion, this 8 1/2 inch long masturbator is designed to take a larger dick, of which I do not have. Therefore, it was slightly bigger inside, and not as tight as a vagina should be. It's easy to get into, though.

I do like the shape of the vagina's lips. However, the blue, clear look and the ribbed outside just look weird. So does the cheap-looking packaging imagery, but that's a later comment.

This toy isn't the easiest to hide, and it needs to be stored in a plastic bag (I keep it in the bag it comes in) so it doesn't collect particles, like hair. I don't think I would travel with it. I'd rather travel with a Fleshlight. This one would be much too difficult to travel with.
    • Beginner
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

I like the lips on this vagina, but I don't like the exit hole on the back of it that is there for cleaning purposes. I can't flip the masturbator inside out for a unique masturbation session with a "hilly" texture, and it's hard to clean.

It's a little noisy depending on the lube and how much, but not too loud.
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Since TPR isn't as porous as cyberskin, but is more porous than silicone, I definitely recommend using a condom every time you use/share this toy (I won't be sharing, though). TPR toys can't be disinfected with boiling water like most silicone toys, sadly, but you can wash this toy with warm water and toy cleaner/soap.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

I didn't like the packaging at all for this product. It looked cheap and a bit sexist because the female was like a sex object, the model I mean. I didn't like the way California Exotics displayed this product. The pictures of the product on the box were also not very impressive, but of course, that's to be expected.

I would say this box can be used to gift or store the toy, if that is the intended purpose.

I did not find any product details for this masturbator on the box, like how to clean it. All I saw was what it was made of (TPE) and what year it was made, stuff like that. There are no cleaning instructions. There was information on its size though.
    • Not informative
    • Recyclable
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  • Tuesday
    Tuesday  
    Nice review. From your description I can easily imagine how this toy would work (assuming I had a penis.) I had a TPE toy once that had no scent at all too. I don't know why they don't manufacture all TPE toys that way.
  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Great review
  • Solar Ray
    Solar Ray  
    Great review. The kiss of death for it though is that it's too large inside.
  • bobowaxer
    bobowaxer  
    Thanks, at least I can scratch one of those strokers off my list.
  • Xavier7
    Xavier7  
    Thanks everyone.
  • Mills
    Mills  
    Cool
  • Drifter86
    Drifter86  
    Thanks

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