Keri's futurotic ass - realistic vagina by Cal Exotics - review by Penguin

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My Ass Aches for Your Cock!

I don't know who Keri is, but she wants our cocks. She will only let you do her ass, which seems backwards. The internal ribbing is pretty great, and the large tube size will fit anyone. Give her a try.
Published:
Pros:
-Fits pretty much every guy
-Internal ribs grab your shaft
-Can go balls deep
Cons:
-Porous
-Can take a bit to get used to the hold
-Small hands might have a problem
-No vaginal
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Okay, not MY ass, but Keri Sable's.

Straight from the package...

"Slip inside my tight, tempting ass!"
"My ass aches for your cock!"
"My ass is so tight, you're gonna explode when you plow deep inside me! Fuck me, you big stud!"

I guess it did not take much convincing...

Keri's Futurotic Ass - Realistic Vagina is a male masturbator that can only be penetrated anally and has a large vaginal cast. The front heavy design makes this a bit awkward to use at first. I am inexperienced with this type though. It does look fairly realistic though, I'll give it that. The sleeve is not very tight, so it will fit a lot of guys. I really appreciated the length and the fact that I could control how tight the grip was. Since the textured tube end is wide open, clean up is easy. Overall, this is a relatively realistic looking and stimulating masturbator. It's worth giving a go for any guy.
    • Men
    • Solo

Material / Texture

Seen in the name, Keri's mold is made of Futurotic Plus material (not really sure what the plus implies). Futurotic is a lot like Cyberskin, UR3, or even somewhat like Fleshlight's Superskin. It is latex and phthalates free, but very porous (=condoms for sharing). It is very soft with a lot of give, but it always bounces back.

As soon as the package is opened, you can smell the material. I've started to get slightly turned on by the sweet smell of materials like this. Maybe it is a bit of classical conditioning.

Softness: It eels very smooth when you have a light touch and a bit of drag if you press harder, like real skin. It stretches a lot too.

Flesh tone: The skin color is very realistic. It is like beige color. There is a bit of pink for the inner lips, but it is a bit too pink to be realistic. It actually washed off really quick, so you don't have to deal with it for long.

Texture: The internal texture is a sort of nubbing. The nubs are elongated though. They sort of grip and grab your cock as it penetrates the interior.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The mold is 3 inches wide, 4.5 inches long, and about 2 inches tall. It includes the non-penetratable pussy and lips, and the anal opening. It is about the size of one of those large, roller ball computer mouse things. For guys with large hands, like me, this might be easier to hold. The anal opening is a bit higher than I wanted it to be in regards to the shaft tube behind it for penetration. It is less than an inch from the top. It is at the top third of the tube instead of in the middle.

The anal opening is very tight, like a real ass. Popping your head in should feel pretty realistic. The rest is not realistic, but it is still stimulating. The tube is not tight at all, but can be tighter with your own man power grip. The penetration length is about 7.5". This should be good enough for most guys. The end is wide open. It has an opening about the size of a quarter. This is good for the guys who are over 7.5". They won't swich their head and won't feel pain fighting it through the end.

Obviously this is a pussy, it's not fooling anyone by pretending to be discreet. When it is cleaned it needs to sit out for a bit, so keep this in mind if you have room mates, jealous lady, kids etc. It collects a lot of lint and crap, so it isn't good for travel either.

Functions / Performance / Controls

You may not need a lot of lube for the tube portion of this, but you will need to lube your head and the anal opening, at least. This alone is very arousing, but for me, was not enough to get off. Entering the rest of the toy is easy since the maximum circumference is so large. You have to rely on your hand's grip power to provide the stimulation, especially if you don't have a lot of girth. It took a bit of time to get used to the heavy chuck of material at the for front of my masturbation. But once I did, this was a lot of fun. The internal stimulation was interesting. I think a lot of my arousal came from the visual and feel of the outside. Because the opening is so high, there is a lot of the mold handing down. It can make contact with your boys if you go balls deep. This adds to the realism. When it come time to orgasm, you can cap the open end with your other hand if you are worried about shooting out.
    • Semi-realistic
    • Stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Cum easy drops out the open end. This masturbator can't be flipped inside out so you have to use your fingers to fish out the rest. Then let this dry before storing (it takes a while), mold will grow otherwise. Make sure to only use water based lubes and don't store this toy without is being in a plastic bag. Powder it with non-talc powder first. This preserves the material.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The toy comes in a plastic bag and a little bottle of non-talc powder is thrown in the package. The box is cardboard and has some pictures of Keri and the "quotes" I mentioned earlier.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
Keri didn't hold a candle to my Fleshlight, so I x'd her. It's a good toy, just not a toy for me who likes to just keep a few favorites. I knew she would be collecting dust next to my favorites, so I just decided to get rid of this toy. If it were my only one, I would be pleased though.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • fymenfolk
    Thanks for the review! Probably not my cup of tea, but sounds well-designed for those who like that sort of thing.
  • ToyTimeTim
    Some girls just like it in the ass, eh? lol
    When I see these I always think they would work good in a blow-up doll, especially for some hands free use.
    Wonderful review.
  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Selective Sensualist
    My husband loves texture, but he complains that he can't feel it well when the material is too soft. I wish I could find him a ribbed masturbator that is as firm as the Vibratex Maven (which has dimpled craters instead of ribs).

    Great review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    To be honest love, I didn't think this would work this well!
  • lolsos
    Good review and good comments here.
  • Penguin
    Thanks LOLSOS
  • Penguin
    Dwtim- That's what I've heard lol. Have you tried that? The blow up doll i mean.

  • Blooddragon
    great review, thanks!
  • SadoMas
    tyty
  • Penguin
    You're welcome
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