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Not worth the hype

Well all in all my summary is this. Based on the experience that I have had today, I will never again in my life use a blow up doll. Due to it cutting the head of my penis and making it bleed, I may not masturbate for a while either.
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Pros:
The girl on the box that it came in was cute.
Cons:
Ridged parts
Not smooth
The holes were not big enough
Took too long to blow up
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Well, after all of the hype about the Mylie doll and the fact that it was "flying" off of the shelves, I figured I would get one and see what all the buzz was about.

After getting the Mylie doll in the mail, I have got to admit that I was kind of anxious to try it out. I took it out of the box and the first thing that surprised me was how very poorly the face was. The face looked nothing like Miley, or Mylie. It actually looked like something a third grader would have drawn on. I tried to get past that for I had not even opened the package as of then. Once opened, it smelled like very new vinyl. Understandable since this doll is made out of vinyl. So now I had two obstacles to overcome. The third grader drawn on face and the smell of vinyl. Still with both of these obstacles, my blood was rising among other things to try my first "love doll."

I took it back to my bedroom and started to blow it up thinking that it shouldn't take that long to blow up. I'm sitting there blowing and blowing and blowing. After a good thirty to forty-five minutes of blowing this doll up, I finally had it blown up enough. By that time I had lost my erection and had to put some porn on to get it back.

Now I am all ready for the Mylie doll. I am lubed up and ready to go. I start with the mouth. Come to find out even with a LOT of lube, I still could not get it in the dolls mouth. So I lubed up some more and headed to the vagina. Once again another hole that I could not fit into. By this time I am getting really frustrated. So I give this doll one last shot. I lubed up once more and headed for the ass. At last! A hole that I could fit into! The feeling inside of the dolls "holes" are just feeling of vinyl.

Here is the kicker. Now mind you that I am very lubed up in the ass. When I pull out of the ass, the head of my penis is bleeding. Come to find out the inside of the doll had some sharp ridged parts on the inside. It wasn't completely smooth.

It would have felt one hundred times better if they would have some how made it ribbed as they do with the male masturbators. Needless to say I never got off. I am thinking that they should have put a size limit on this thing. I am ten inches and thick. This doll seems to have been made for men who are 6 inches and under.
Experience
It was a very bad bloody experience.
Follow-up commentary
I figured that I would write a follow up to let all of you know how Mylie is doing. After my first encounter with her, I ended up a bloody mess. So I had packed her bags and shipped her out. She is now in Hawaii enjoying the beach each and every day. I just hope that if someone is to pick her up that she does not turn them into a bloody mess also.
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My Finally Mylie doll tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Oral
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Comments
  • Pudyqat
    Pudyqat  
    The doll had teeth! Yech.
  • richsam
    richsam  
    Great review
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Lovely Jubblies  
    Wow, what a horrible product. Thanks for the review!
  • Xarien
    Xarien  
    Thanks for the review!
  • iabicpl09
    iabicpl09  
    Thank you
  • Redweird
    Redweird  
    Thanks for the review. Sounds like a horrible product!
  • Moniqua
    Moniqua  
    Thanks for the review. It's so ugly. lol.
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    ty
  • Septimus
    Septimus  
    Thanks for the review!
  • amazon
    amazon  
    Thanks
  • Major Panda
    Major Panda  
    thanks for saving our wieners
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    Thank you for the review. She does look pretty ridiculous!
  • Evol
    Evol  
    interesting
  • noway
    noway  
    LOL, thanks for the review!
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