Sizuru stretchy ribbed masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by jedent

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One For The Extremely Little Guys

If you're a slightly less than average sized guy who doesn't mind his head not getting any of the attention, then by all means fuck this toy. If you're into things that feel like vaginas though, keep moving. This may not be the best toy for you.
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Pros:
Inside texture felt nice.
Cons:
Smell, too small, cheaply made.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

This is a small, cheaply made--albeit still useful--pocket pussy. But the keyword here is small, so if you're over the 3-4 inch mark turn away.

Oh it stretches and all, sure, but not enough. Herein lies the problem with this sleeve.

Material / Texture

The sleeve is made from gummy-like TPR that smells like a cross between babies and strippers, which in my opinion is a really badly put together combination of things to be smelling while whacking off. The inside texture is interesting with its bumps and ridges, and with plenty of silicone or water based lube will feel not at all like a real vagina.
    • Strong odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Besides being smelly and blue and unvagina-like, the thing is tiny. TINY. My husband is a 5 incher on his good days, and when he took the Sizuru into the shower for a test drive he said that his head was poking out the whole time. The sleeve just wasn't big enough for his maybe-less-than-average sized cock. When I asked how he thought it might fit on my boyfriend, who rounds about 8 give or take and has substantial girth, my husband laughed and said the thing would rip right down the middle. He called it flimsy and cheap feeling and even he felt like he was going to break it.

I suppose if you're on the smaller side, or average but narrow side, and you don't mind your head not getting much action, then by all means fuck this thing and fuck it to your heart's content.

My husband actually can't feel very much in his head and is more stimulated by stroking his shaft so he said that for him the toy felt pretty good, but due to the smell and the cheapness of it and the fact that he has several better toys, he won't be using it again.

Care and Maintenance

TPR is a porous material, so if you're planning on sharing it I recommend using condoms. Wash it with warm water and soap or a universal toy cleaner, and don't forget to wash both inside and outside.
Follow-up commentary
It tore! By god it freaking tore and here we were trying to give it another shot! You're better off without this one, still.
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Comments
  • Tori Rebel
    Helpful review, thanks!
  • El-Jaro
    "cross between babies and strippers" - love it

    how about clean up?
  • Airen Wolf
    I have to agree, something that smells like my five month old crossed with a stripper would be very UN sexy!
  • Miss B Haven
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sammi
    Too bad this didn't work better :-(
    Nice review!
  • Xavier7
    very good review!
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