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Penis Pump Primes Pickle for Pounding

Overall, this penis pump gets the job done! It's effective at creating an erection and provides a very good seal around the penis. Be aware, however, that this pump provides almost no stimulation so if you want more (and what man doesn't?), you'll need to be prepared to take care of business once you're done pumping.
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Pros:
Simple but effective at what it does. Great for beginners or those wanting to try a penis pump.
Cons:
Almost no stimulation. Minimal instructions (insufficient warnings about pumping too much).
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Ah! The ubiquitous penis pump! Arguably the sex toy most commonly associated with penises. The So Pumped model by Doc Johnson clearly (yes, it’s transparent) fits the bill as a classic example of a penis inflation device: merely slap on a bit of lube, insert your itty-bitty-teeny-weenie in the rubbery gasket at the base of the penis pump’s cylinder, make sure that there is a good seal around the base of your pickle, and then pump away! Wow! Magic! Your flaccid micro-penis (according to an EF unscientific survey, most men are growers, not showers), your manhood becomes engorged with blood and now more closely resembles King Kong’s dong, rather than an erect penis of mere mortals. I suspect that many men will certainly be excited (pun intended) as they observe their manhood reach new heights within the pump. When the desired results are obtained, simply remove your penis from the pump and then pound away to reach the grand finale!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Jacking off
    • Masturbation
    • Penis pumping
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anyplace you can masturbate
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Safety valve

Material / Texture

The So Pumped Penis Pump’s cylinder is constructed from the finest virgin Chinese phthalates-free ABS plastic is crystal clear and allows you to observe this sucker in action. A clear “soft comfort donut”, made from phthalates-free TPE, provides the orifice into which the flaccid penis is inserted to begin the enhancement process. (That sounds so clinical, doesn’t it?!) Attached to the top of the cylinder is a flexible tube connected to a safety-release valve and a rubbery bulb that is squeezed to create suction. Unfortunately, this penis pump does not have any interior texture and therefore the only thrills your penis will get are from the visual pleasures received while watching your dick grow.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Doc Johnson designed this penis pump to be sleek - it has a classic modern design with very little to distinguish it from other pumps. While it is easily held in your hand, the slick exterior of the pump can become very difficult to hold on to if lube on it. The suction bulb fits comfortably into an average or larger sized hand and is easy to squeeze in order to create suction.
    • Beginner
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

Although this is a no-frills penis pump, it does have a safety release valve in case too much suction is created and pressure needs to be released suddenly. After inserting your flaccid cock, give the suction bulb just a few squeezes and voilà, instant hard on! Be careful though; only squeeze the suction bulb a few times as you don’t want to harm your cock. If too much pressure is applied, just press the pressure release button and start over again. This fact that this pump is crystal clear is a very positive thing – it’s great to watch your manhood grow to a slightly larger than normal size. Just be aware that the effect is temporary. The gasket, into which your penis is inserted, is well-designed. Of the pumps I’ve tried so far, this one holds a very good seal and is also rather sturdy. Make sure you apply adequate lube as it’s difficult to remove your erect penis from the pump if not enough has been used. There are times when I wish that it was a bit less tight. One problem I’ve noticed is that the pump has such a good seal that it gets steamed up during use so your view may be a bit obscured.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The penis pump is made from plastic and TPE which allows it to be cleaned with mild soap and water. The “soft comfort donut” gasket is very simple to remove for cleaning. Unfortunately the air hose attached to the top cannot be removed from the cylinder which means that you may wish to remove safety release valve and the suction bulb first, to make cleaning easier.

During use, water- or silicone-based lubes may be used. If another toy, such as a cock ring, is used at the same time or if you plan on pounding a masturbator after your erect pickle is removed from the pump, it would be best to use a water-based lube so as to ensure that you don’t damage the materials that other toys are made from.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The So Pumped Penis Pump comes in a clear blister pack which may be used for storage. I would recommend removing the cardboard insert, as it contains very little information except for a few, very minimal, warnings about using at your own risk. I am rather surprised that the warnings were so mild –you do not want to create too much suction as that could hurt your manhood! The package was not sealed well so I would also recommend washing this before your first use.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

This seems to be a good, all around, no-frills, penis pump. It's well designed and does the job it's intended for. It provides very little stimulation so you'll want to finish up either manually or with a masturbator. Certainly recommended to someone who has never tried penis pumps before.
    • Good for beginners
    • Very simple to use
Follow-up commentary
I've now had the "So Pumped" penis pump for a couple of months and my opinions about it remain the same. It's a good all-around, no-frills toy that gets the job done. It's always fun to watch it in action but there is almost no stimulation during use; you'll need something else to take care of business later on. As I mentioned in the review, the gasket into which your penis is inserted is a bit on the tight side but it does make a very good seal - better than the other pumps I've reviewed. If you're looking for a simple no-stimulation penis pump, then you might want to consider this one.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Waterfall
    Waterfall  
    Nice review Glad this one worked well for you.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thanks, Waterfall! I glad it works too.
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Very nice review, thanks!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    You're welcome, Curious Couple! As always, it was fun to write
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    ZenaidaMacroura  
    I've never really considered trying out a penis pump. This sounds like a good one to start with. Thanks for the review!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Hi, ZenaidaMacroura. I think that this would be a great first pump - very basic but also seems to be made well.
  • Jobthingy
    Jobthingy  
    The video! ROFL! I love it. Awesome review.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thanks, Jobthingy! It took an Act of Congress to get everyone to participate and, fortunately, they cooperated!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Hahaha, I love the humor you have, and the alliterative title!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thank you very much, ¡Sam (aka Jul!a)! Do you think I've used alliteration before? LOL!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Glad to see another review from ya
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thanks, ~LaUr3n~ ! I've written a few lately after a bit of a lull
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thanks, ~LaUr3n~ ! I've written a few lately after a bit of a lull
  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    LMAO! Great video! And of course another awesome review! Thanks B8tr!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thanks, Lucky21!!!!
  • Tuesday
    Tuesday  
    Your reviews are always so interesting. Good job.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thanks, Tuesday! There's always so much to write about
  • hoorah1784
    hoorah1784  
    Great review, and video, thanks
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Thanks, hoorah1784!
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