Picked this up for a laugh

It's hard to say what was good about a product when you had such a bad experience. If I was smaller in size then this toy might have been great. But I just don't know. Cleaning was tough to do in a bathroom sink as the toy is rather large and you can't really tip it upside down to clean. I had to clean this sucker in the kitchen sink. No happy ending, so it's OK to clean there.
Published:
Pros:
The nubs were a nice touch
Cons:
The motor was really loud
Doesn't fit average sized penises.
Material is not flexible enough
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Well, as the title says I picked this up for a laugh. I said that this could probably do a better job than the blow jobs I got from my wife. Well, I was wrong. For my own experience I don't have many things nice to say about the product. Now, I never considered my self large, I always thought I was about medium. I have seven inches on me. This does play a part, I will get to it. I used KY water based lube and went to work. I washed it out with warm water and soap before using and lubed up the toy nice and good, along with myself.

Now trying to fit through the opening was painful. Yes painful. I felt like the skin on my penis was being flayed off. I thought, OK need more lube, but nope, still rough going in. So I thought, OK I need to just stretch out the material is all. So I pulled on the opening trying to stretch it out a bit. That did work to an extent, and I was able to get in, but it still felt tight and hurt. I'm not a big fan of condoms. I find them uncomfortable. This was so much worse than a condom, even with the tube of lube I used. Now you might say, "Well, you should have let some air out of the squeeze bulb". I did. I couldn't even use the damn thing. What make things tighter? You have to be bat shit crazy. I was crazy enough just continuing on.

I decided that I was as comfortable as I was going to be and turned it on. The vibrating bullet at the tip felt like it was ripping my pee hole open. No joke, as I was as far up as I could get, buried to the hilt the tip rested against the bullet. Huge mistake. I pulled out an inch and was much more comfortable but the damage was done. I was sure I just ripped it open. The sucking motion that it did was no good for me. It wasn't sliding along my shaft nicely massaging it, not at all. Instead it pulled and stretched the skin, pulling it up and down with each stroke due to it being so tight. Was it going to rip the skin right off my penis? I prayed that it wouldn't. After ten minutes of using this I couldn't handle it anymore and I pulled out. I felt like crying. I actually felt like crying. I was just willingly violated. My penis had a large indent ring where the opening sat on my shaft (I had a bruise there for almost a full week and I couldn't even get an erection as it hurt like hell). The skin along my shaft was raw and hurt to touch, my underwear felt like sandpaper on the skin and nearly brought me to tears. It took me a whole week just to recover from the assault. After a month I decided to try it again. I know, I know. Why, why would I even bother? Well, because I wanted to see if it got better with time, maybe if I stretched it out from a few uses it would be good. No, no it wasn't. I tossed this in the garbage after three tries. I try to use new toys at least twelve times to make sure that the breaking in period was certainly over. I just couldn't take anymore. It scared me.
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My Black Jack stroker tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bdsm
    • Heavy play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Fluke
    Fluke  
    Holy hell that sounds horrible
  • snowminx
    snowminx  
    owwww sorry to hear that =(
  • SexyRob
    SexyRob  
    Sounds like this toy sucks, and not the good way.
  • Jennifer Lynn Keen (Phillips/Persong)
    Jennifer Lynn Keen (Phillips/Persong)  
    Thanks for the reviews, bought this for my husband and awaiting for it
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