Black Jack stroker - penis pump by Cal Exotics - review by MasterEdward

Black Jack - Sucker!

In my opinion, the toy is way too large and way too heavy and cumbersome. With too little room to grow inside, awkward controls to use while trying to hold this mammoth in your hands, and a pump that falls off, it is just a bad design.
- Does suck well
- Too big, but not big enough where it counts
- Stroking is minimal
- Pump falls off
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
APPEARANCE: First, let me talk about the appearance of this product. It looks like your normal pump, but you will notice some interesting changes to the way it looks and functions. It is 7" in length, but keep in mind, only 5" of that length is sleeve, topped off with what I assume is a vibrating egg type thing which is connected to the "stroking" motor shaft. It says it will fit up to any size, but personally, I don't think that is entirely true. If you are 7" or more, you are not going to get anything from this. Girth wise, it stretches to nearly 2 1/2" which is plenty for most men.

- Not at all discreet. Big pictures on all sides, large text descriptions, etc.
- The box is somewhat informative but not entirely. It does mention the batteries, and the warning, and advertises the vibration and stroking action, but it leaves the usage up to you to figure out. (although really, I would guess most of us know what to do with it)

- First, the pump device is not on a tube like most pumps. Instead, they decided to go with a direct plug in to the device pump which does NOT stay in, and when it falls out, there goes your suction! Note that the pump DOES have a quick release valve, but honestly, you won't need it much considering how often it falls off.
- The "Stroking" is VERY noisy and not very much movement. It moves maybe an inch, and the material inside is so stretchy that it barely moves anything at all beyond the first 1/2 inch of the top of the sleeve - which equals little to no stroking sensation at all.
- The sleeve inside constantly will come off the end of the tube - either all of it or part of it. That can be VERY painful if you happen to be enjoying things.
- The controller, besides being HUGE (nearly 8 1/2" long) and requiring 4 C Batteries for operation, has dual dial controls, one over the other. One controls vibration speed or intensity while the other controls the stroking speed.
- The overall weight and size of the toy, combined with the clumsiness of a vacuum bulb that constantly falls out of the socket, and trying to keep track of the controller, makes this toy very cumbersome, and, in my opinion, not very user-friendly.

SIZE: This toy is not something that is small. Overall length from handle tip to the end of the device is 13" in length. This is probably not travel-friendly for most people. (I would hate to have to explain it at the airport too)

SUCTION: Well, I will say this much - they got the suction part down. (If you can keep the damn pump bulb on it) This thing would probably suck a bowling ball through a garden hose! The real limitation of the suction is yourself, and with that said, as it says on the package, be careful as OVER use of the suction can cause nerve damage to your penis, and we don't want that to happen!
My personal experiences with this toy are probably because getting any continued suction going is next to impossible - unless you hold and stroke with one hand and hold the bulb with the other. So, it goes from what I had hoped to be a hands-free toy to being a use-both-hands toy.

Also, be careful! I hadn't realized just how much suction I did have going one time, and when I was done, let me tell you, my dick hurt like you would not believe!
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My Black Jack stroker tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Foreplay
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Bad everything else
    • Good suction
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Too big but too little
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    good review
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    Great info! Thanks so much for the review.
    Can't overstress the worthlessness of this poorly crafted, cheaply constructed, mostly plastic item. It is listed on nearly every sex toy site, & gets, to my wonder & amazement, decent ratings.

    If some have found acceptable pleasure with it I think this is offset by being overpriced for, in my opinion, a one-time use, battery operated throw away that craped out as it shredred my wanted. In addition, it is unwise to power a mechanized device of this size & type. Small vibes are fine, but not watt hungry products. I didn't purchase a Nexus Revo until the rechargeable Revo 2 became available for that same reason. Remember, Save The Planet
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