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Starlet Doll Review

This doll was a lot of laughs. It didn't really excite me too much. I would not recommend this for anything but a gag gift. It needs a lot of improvements.
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Pros:
easy to clean, quick and easy to inflate and deflate, 3 holes
Cons:
sharp edges on entrance holes, holes not deep, unrealstic
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
This was my first experience with a sex doll. When I received the box it looked like it could be some fun. The box was very glossy and had appealing pictures and messages. It was not at all discreet. It advised on the bottom of the box that a water-based lubricant is advised for use with the product




Front of The Blonde Starlet blow up doll box.




A shot of the back of the box.


When I opened the box up I got a strong waft of raw plastic. I noticed there were no instructions inside the box. There were a few warnings on the plastic that were quite obvious such as “not for children”, “do not use in cribs”, “not for anyone under 18”, “not a toy”, etc.




A shot of the doll in the plastic


I then took the plastic off and proceeded to blow up the doll manually. I was surprised that it was very easy to do and took under four minutes.




A picture of the doll once blown up


At first glance I noticed that the girl on the box did not at all resemble the blow up doll except for the eyes. The doll was around four feet, two inches tall. The breasts are a very hard plastic in comparison to the rest of the doll. They do not feel real at all. There are three passage holes: the mouth passage is already accessible; the vagina and anus have to be peeled open which was somewhat confusing.




Peeling off one of the entrances


The mouth entrance was way off center. The tips of the thumbs were very sharp and hard. In my opinion the doll was not visually appealing. I proceeded to try the doll out and noticed that all of the entry holes had sharp edges. The anus and vagina caused unbearable scarping pain on the sides of my penis; the holes were not very deep for an average size penis, nor was the circumference large enough. The mouth was the most comfortable entrance of the 3 but there was also light scraping that was somewhat painful. The doll was not something that could help me to reach climax and ejaculate. This product made me laugh a handful of times while I used it. When i was all finished up with the doll it was very easy to clean with hot water, soap, and a cloth.

Overall I believe this doll to be more of a gag gift than an object of sexual gratification.
Follow-up commentary
I haven't used the product since I used it for the review. She's sitting in the box under my dresser and has been sitting there since the last time she's been used. The edges were too painful and it will continue to sit under my dresser until there is a bachelor party and I can bust her out. The relationship failed from the start, so I broke up with her. There is no chance of us getting back together in the future.
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My The blonde Starlet love doll tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • js250
    js250  
    Thanks for the pics! Good first review.
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Ha Ha ha! Oh my! I've been so curious about these. I've really wondered just how much they would resemble the photos. This is almost funny. LOL You're right it would make a good gag gift. I'm a female, but I do not see this being very pleasurable. So, I'm curious, inside those holes, what's in there? The squishy stuff like those penis sleeve and fleshlight things or just nothing? Lol. This thing looks absolutely nothing like the box. Not even close. I don't think many people will be able to get off with this so I would expect it to be sold as a gag only. I don't know anything though. Lol. Very interesting review. I love how you included photos. That was awesome!
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    inside is a softer grade of plastic compared to the outside which is harder it is not at all like a sleeve. it really is scary!
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    The "Peel and Poke" thing through me off as well. At least the eyes matched the box, eh? lol I was hoping to be able to stuff a stroker in one of the holes but no such luck. Gag gift for sure.
  • TboyTy
    TboyTy  
    Wow, I always wondered what these things looked like out of the box. Got a good laugh, thanks and welcome to EF.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Perhaps you could use post-it notes if you want to seal her back up until your next use Not sure I could tolerate the scraping though!
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    youre welcome!
  • Lindsey123
    Lindsey123  
    @kendra30752, I 100% agree. I've always wondered too.
  • Frun
    Frun  
    ty
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
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