Anal masturbator - masturbator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Bolt Vanderhuge

I waited very, very calmly for this wonderful looking toy, thinking up some ideas that I could put to use on the interesting bullet included with the Anal Masturbator. I think I may have found some uses and I will explain below.

The toy looks really cute; it’s nice and snug, it’s a delicious looking color and has a wonderful texture at the entrance. The inside of the toy is really, really tight and has a delightful ribbed texture that just rubs you all the right ways.

I played around with it at first, poking it to see how tight it was. For such a flexible little thing it sure stayed nice and tight during the little test I put it through. Now, though, I begin the real test. I lubed it up slightly and began to get to work.

Damn, this thing really does keep it snug right around your member. That was the first thing I had noticed. A little resistance was met upon entry but the second I was in, it just all meshed together. The ribbed texture on the inside really stimulates the head of your penis; so much, in fact, that it felt so good I just wanted to wrest the entirety of myself in it. I popped out the other side unfortunately, but its short length may be its only shortcoming. This thing made me cum really quickly. After about a dozen uses, it’s still keeping its amazing tightness, which is a wonderful thing.

I attempted to use the bullet inside of it and, while it did something, I just kept forcing it out so I stopped placing it back in. Speaking of the bullet, I did find some good uses for it. I used it with my other two, "A Little Head” and it delivered such a terrifying amount of power it was just divine. I also placed the thing under my balls and it felt so damn great… The next time I am going to use the bullet I think I may put it up against my prostate, see how that feels…

The bullet really kicks some amazing power for being such a small thing, but it is a little loud. On full blast it sounds like a phone on vibrate while it rests on a wooden table, but the vibration it kicks off… so worth it. Aside, real men like it loud and powerful as far as I recall.

Over the past week I’ve kept the toy clean religiously, of course, using searing hot water, anti-bacterial soap, and doing some good old fashion air drying to keep it in tip top shape.

I would highly recommend this to someone who is looking for a wonderful masturbator; it’s got a great texture, good innards, comes with a wonderful vibrating accessory, and it just feels insane on you.

The only downsides are its short length, and the loudness of the accessory. Other than that, it’s a completely wonderful little device to have, I’m thoroughly enjoying it :)

With my first impressions review, I'd like to do a tiny bit of a follow up.

This thing is still great, but after extended usage, the ribbing begins to feel really really strange. It hurts, but it's a pleasurable hurt. This is still as great as in my original review, and I've found some awesome uses for the bullet. I would highly recommend this to anyone that's looking for some fun.