The Little Dicks Pumper and StrokerThe Nick Manning masturstroke masturbation kit is a small set of cock rings, penis pump, lube and penis masturbation sleeve. Though parts of the set were fun, mainly this kit was a let down. I enjoyed the cock rings but the rest was iffy.
Very cheap masturbation sleeve
I'll start with the pump for my review, since that is where I started in my bed. Here's how it went down. I got myself a little hard, and prepared to insert my dick into the pump, only to realize there is a sleeve of rubber, presumably to hold in suction, at the insertion point. This made it hard and kind of painful to insert my cock. Lube was needed. There, lubed. I begin inserting my shlanz into the shlanz pump, when I realized, maybe my dick is too big for this thing. Not the tube, but the rubber sleeve meant to keep in pressure. I manage my apparently huge cock in the pump and press the base firmly to my groin, and begin pumping. Now, this is kind of fun, having never used a pump before. I did notice some growth, just not as much as I thought. I basically got as hard as I have been with my wife after some really hot foreplay (read my other reviews, you'll see what we're into...). By then, the bulb pump began to fail, and no longer inflate to suck air out of the pump. So, I guess I'm all pumped.
This is where things got scary. I couldn't break the seal of that thing for 5 minutes! I couldn't pull it off, or nothing! Once i figured out how to allow air back into the bulb pump I was able to tug it off my dick, which was now soft. Sad face. I even had to cut the rubber sleeve down and try it again just make sure this thing wasn't completely useless. Yes it kind of worked.
Now on to the lube. Now bear with me, I didn't read the packaging, but, I have no idea what kind of lube that was, all I know is it felt pretty good.
Cock rings. We all love them. Even if you don't have trouble getting hard, slap one of those suckers around the base of your dick and balls and you're bound to have a good time. Three sizes came in the kit, all a little small (I swear, my dick isn't that huge) but they have little bumps for pleasure, I liked them, and am keeping them for future use, unlike some other parts of this kit.
The masturbation sleeve came next in this sad little adventure. Now this is going to be a bit biased, since I have reviewed a medium number of real (read, REAL) masturbation sleeves. The one in this kit was made of a jelly substance, not firm at all, very floppy. And SMALL! This thing was worthless.
Basically I got to know the cock rings and lube pretty well a half hour ago. It was fun.