I rub my fishie flame - massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Amelia

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I rub my fishie flame

Massager by Big Teaze Toys

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I Don't Rub My Fishie

If you want a toy that is both fun and stimulating believe me this is not the toy for you.
Published:
Pros:
Small
Cons:
Hard to turn on, loud vibrations, not enough vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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As far as vibrators go; this isn't a very good one.The cute fish exterior and "HOT ROD" appearance are not going to make up for the reasons this toy lacks. There are three reasons, volume, vibration, and ease of use.

The toy is loud. Very loud if you drop it or set it down it will make a racket for sure. I didn't like the volume of it I thought it a bit too much for such a small toy.

The toy has very little in the way of vibration. They sell it to you saying between the eyes, the fins. I tried all of those and couldn't get even remotely aroused by the lack of stimulation. It may be because the fish is made of a SOLID rock hard plastic that just dampens the vibration instead of doing it justice and multiplying it.

Ease of use, will for this one I gotta tell you the little tuna is hard to turn on. That hard plastic I mentioned before? It is very hard to PRESS on those fins to get it to turn off, and if you need to turn it off in a hurry, it's even harder.

I know it seems a bit harsh but this toy could do SO much better. They could make it out of softer plastics, work on making the vibrations stronger (especially in the eyes) or maybe look into ways to do something better with the product.

I will say it did stand the test of the bath tub, submerged he did just fine and kept on going, but without the proper vibration and the ability to use the toy with ease, it became more of a chore...than a pleasure.

I do not recommend this toy or toys like it, it was not worth the money paid.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Cute gift
    • None
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Pool
    • Shower
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Comments
  • lexical
    Thank you for sharing, Amelia. I'm not surprised to hear that this toy wasn't very thrilling...It seems to be more of a novelty/gag gift type of item to me. Welcome to EF!
  • Sammi
    This is cute, but I can't imagine using it Smile
  • Alan & Michele
    Sorry this toy didn't work out better for you, and thank you for the review.
  • LicentiouslyYours
    Thanks for the reviewSmile Welcome to the community!
  • RosesThorns
    It is a cute toy, sorry it didn't work out well.
  • KrystalFayeO
    thanks for the review- good to know!
  • LavenderSkies
    Good review, thanks
  • thedude
    thanks!
  • Modern^Spank^Anthem
    looks adorable to bad it doesn't work well
  • Britt&Daniel
    thanks or the review
  • Lab Girl
    I wish there were some adorable and effective bath tub toys out there
  • angel142stx
    Good review
  • G.L. Morrison
    I'm interested in how it was used compared to the rub my duckies... the bulging eyes look like they have some possibilities.
  • Blooddragon
    Nice review.
  • bayosgirl
    TY
  • ms.anon
    Thank you!
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