Edible bra

Edible treats by Kingman

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Left Unsatisfied

In all, if you've always wanted to try something edible, this isn't a bad first start. If anything, at least it gives you a bit of a snack while having sex. It had a decent fruity taste, and the bra was fresh. However, if you were blessed with large breasts, it may not fit that way you expect it to.
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Pros:
Nice fruit taste, fresh.
Cons:
Doesn't fit large breasts, difficult to put on correctly.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

The Edible bra by Kingman was a disappointment. But in all honesty, when I think "edible clothing", quality doesn't come to mind. I'm sure there are better edibles out there bedsides this one bra. The first thing I noticed was the different packaging. The package I received looks totally different from the picture used on EdenFantasys. It looks a bit like a knock off.

Both the box and inside contain instructions on how to use your edible bra. Some are very funny, including;

"Your Edible Bras" are ideal for Mid-Nite Snacks, Quickie Lunches, TV Dinners, Champagne Suppers, Sunday Brunch, Pool and Jacuzzi Parties, Evening Hors D' oeuvres."

Keep in mind this is an edible product, so remember your food allergies, and if your partner suffers from them as well!

This product doesn't work well if you're a large woman, or if you have large boobs. Even though it came with edible "ties", it's still hard getting large boobs into a candy bra.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I was shocked how hard the "bra" was. I thought it would be soft and pliable. Turns out, in order to get it soft and pliable, you first must wear it and let your body heat do all the work. After awhile it does get sticky, especially if your partner is licking on it! After 10-15 minutes it started to soften a bit, but I found it difficult to keep my breasts in. Of course, this is for play, not for everyday wear, so I guess it doesn't matter if your boobs fall out.

Taste / Aroma

The Edible Bra smells like sweet candy. This particular bra was Strawberry with Champagne. The company offers a variety of flavors including Passion Fruit, Pina Colada, Chocolate/Strawberry and Champagne. I'd suggest picking out a few different flavors to see which one you prefer. This bra did have a nice strawberry taste. I was expecting something a bit chemically, but it wasn't too bad.

Performance

The bra can last awhile, as long as you don't eat it. But this isn't something you'll want to keep and reuse at a later date. Wear it, have someone lick on it, eat it, chew on it, than toss it out. There is no cleaning, except for a quick wipe down from the stickiness that is left over on your chest.

Again, if you have large boobs you'll find this product difficult. It seems to be made for those in the itty bitty titty committee. But it was still fun, although I don't think I'll be using edible clothing on a regular basis.

Packaging

This product is packaged in a sealed box. It's best that you don't open it until you're ready to use it, this way it'll keep the freshness of the product. I checked the box for an expiration date, and it doesn't expire till 2020! Not bad at all, however, I wouldn't wait that long to use it. 10 year old edible bra? I think not!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • LicentiouslyYours
    LicentiouslyYours  
    So, I am wondering what kind of magic (aka preservatives) they are using to make this edible item last ten years. lol Thanks for the review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Great review! Sounds like my melons wont ever fit Sad face
  • VictoriaRose
    VictoriaRose  
    Not being a member of the itty bitty titty committee I can't use this either, but I really enjoyed your review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Wow - I wonder if you could get the same effect with fruit rollups Smile. Their suggestions are funny.
    Good review!
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Jade
    Jade  
    Nice Review. 10 year old edible bra no thanks.
  • Lady of the Lake
    Lady of the Lake  
    "Of course, this is for play, not for everyday wear, so I guess it doesn't matter if your boobs fall out." Hahaha, thanks for the entertaining review
  • cobiffle
    cobiffle  
    Nice review, good thing my girl has small boobs
  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    thanks for the review!
  • MisFae
    MisFae  
    Does the bra look more like an actual bra, or more like pasties? The stock photos were unclear, and in reality I'm not entirely sure where the product goes in relation to boobs.
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