Universal sex swing stand by Topco Sales - review by Sir

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Not Just for Sex

The Universal Sex Swing Stand can be used for holding sex swings, suspending lovers with rope, or for exercise. It holds up to 400 pounds, which is a good weight rating for most, and it is relatively easy to put together. It does take up a lot of room, so make sure that you have the space before buying!
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Pros:
Weight-rated, works for suspensions and as a sex swing stand, pretty easy to put together.
Cons:
Sometimes moves during use, takes up a ton of room.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Universal Sex Swing Stand is a weight-rated suspension stand that is easy to set up and claims to hold up to 400 pounds. Their claim stands true. Two people can also use the suspension stand, as long as it is under 400 pounds. Suspension stands don't only have to be used for sex swings; they can also be used for rope bondage suspensions, as exercise equipment, and much more. I sometimes use the railings on the side to hang up implements during a session.

The price is very high, so unless you know that you will be using it and have the space (about a 9x9 floor space), it is probably not wise to get the stand. Even in storage, the stand takes up a lot of room (and it certainly cannot be traveled with; it's very weighty and bulky). A hard point from a beam in the ceiling would work just as well as the stand does.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party

Design / Craftsmanship / Material

The stand is made up of about ten or so steel rod pieces, some screws, and a bit of manual labor. If you do not have full mobility of your hands, putting it together may be difficult. All of the pieces are black, but they are not powder coated; they seem anodized, meaning that they may chip over time. Each rod of the stand that touches the floor has a rubber-like foot so that it does not scrape the floor. However, I still suggest being very careful when maneuvering the stand.

Because it takes up a 9x9 foot area, it is important to keep this in mind before purchasing. You definitely need the floor space with the stand, so if you don't have the room in your bedroom, do not purchase it. It is too difficult to put up and take down on a consistent basis, and the last thing anyone wants to do in the heat of the moment is put together this stand (it takes about an hour or more to put together).
    • Well made / sturdy

Performance

Throughout the time I've had the swing (which has been a few years now, and this brand has since been discontinued), it has not ever collapsed, has held up to dynamic and static suspensions, and has been used during suspended sexual intercourse. Though I originally bought it to be a sex swing stand, I also perform rope bondage suspensions. As a weighted tie point, it works great, both for suspending from the ground up and for suspensions that start in the air.

There are times when the stand shakes a bit during suspensions (especially dynamic suspensions), but tightening the screws usually helps with this.
    • Aids in positioning
    • Comfortable during use

Packaging

A huge cardboard box holds all of the pieces of the sex stand, and a few heat-sealed plastic baggies contain all of the little pieces that put the rods of the stand together. It is not suitable for keeping the stand stored, so if it needs to be dismantled, I suggest either making or buying a huge duffel bag to keep all of the pieces together. A Ziploc baggie for the smaller pieces works well, too.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Care and Maintenance

Though the stand doesn't need to be deep cleaned, it may get dusty if it is up for extended periods of time. A quick dusting will do wonders to keep it looking fresh and clean, and if any fluids are to get on the metal, some dish soap and water will clean it up just fine. Make sure to dry the stand if you are to clean it with any liquids, however.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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Comments
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    Thanks for the review! This would certainly be a commitment, space wise.
  • Sir
    Sir  
    You're welcome! Thank you for commenting! It is the exact same as the new suspension stand, so the same idea holds.
  • Wicked Wahine
    Wicked Wahine  
    I always want one of these and I actually have the room, but not the finances, nor a partner (but I'd swing on it anyway, lol). For something so bare bones, I think the price of this item is ridiculous, but that's true of many things marketed for sex (and gardening, and pets...). I have since seen a model I would prefer, available on a different site that is easily assembled and disassembled in a few minutes. Thanks for your review and I enjoyed getting the perspective from someone who uses it sometimes for rope bondage.
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