Universal sex swing stand by Topco Sales - review by Dame Demi

The Universal Sex Swing Stand has been on my list of must have items for a long time now because I wanted to enjoy the pleasures of a sex swing without having to drill holes in my ceiling or walls.  I needed something able to bear my weight and that of my husband. With a weight limit of up to 400 pounds, this product was perfect.

Let me begin by recommending you possess two things before ordering this product: a lot of room and a sense of humor. This stand is very large when assembled and will fill up a good portion of a normal-sized bedroom. At its base, the stand takes up an area of about five by six and a half feet, and it stands almost seven feet tall. Trust me, this is larger than it sounds.

The first problem I encountered with this product was simply a matter of packaging. Be warned; you will be stuck with a four foot long box that says “Universal Sex Swing Stand” in large letters. I’m fairly hard to embarrass, but the idea of putting such a box out for the trash haulers fazed even me.

The second challenge with the stand was in assembling it. Since I was the one reviewing the product, I decided I was going to attempt to assemble it myself, without my husband’s aid. The assembly instructions that come with the product are skimpy and fairly worthless; fortunately, when you divide the pieces and begin the process, the assembly is fairly intuitive.

The product comes with all the tools necessary for assembly, and they were easy to use, even for me.  What was not quite as easy to deal with was the growing size of the piece as it got closer and closer to being assembled. The pieces are very large and unwieldy, and at five foot three inches tall, I was having a heck of a time maneuvering them around the bedroom. I almost took out a mirror, the TV screen, and the ceiling fan several times. I finally had to give in and ask for hubby’s help with the final stage of assembly, but he and I were able to get it together quite easily.

The stand, as previously noted, is very large but sturdy and surprisingly lightweight when assembled.  I tested it with the Pleasure Swing and was able to attach the swing in ten seconds flat with no tools required. The stand stood up to my weight and vigorous swinging and spinning maneuvers. It was sturdy and stable and didn’t rock or shake even with the most vigorous movement.

All in all, if you want to own a sex swing without relying on a hook drilled in your ceiling to hold you up, I highly recommend the Universal Sex Swing Stand.  

I would just like to stress that my review was of the Sex Swing STAND, and didn’t focus on the merits of the sex swing itself.  After repeated use, the stand has held up remarkably well, and is still sturdy and stable.

The one critique I would add is that two sides of the stand have horizontal support beams (definitely necessary for stability) that can get in the way of free movement at times.  My husband has ‘konked’ himself on these beams on more than one occasion.
Other than that and it’s outrageous size, I’ve found the Universal Sex Swing Stand to be a wonderful alternative to trying to mount a swing from your ceiling.