Universal sex swing stand by Topco Sales - review by leatherlover

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Massive box of fun!

This is a great product to go along with a swing. It fits in our small playroom, and the swing was easy to mount from it. It took longer to assemble than it says, and the directions were not perfect, but pretty good. The only false claim they make on the box is that it is easy to take along with you for a weekend getaway. No way would we ever attempt that!
Well made and great packaging, all parts included
Ok directions, very large and tall
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When using a sex swing, you have one of two options for hanging it. You can hang it from the ceiling using the included bolt, or you can use a sex swing stand. If you live in a house that you own, securing the swing to the ceiling is a quick and much cheaper option. But if you rent a home or an apartment, putting a large hole in the ceiling is not always a good option. For us, that is why we decided to order the sex swing stand.

This is designed as a large rectangle, with two horizontal bars on the side for support. At the top is a loop of metal where you hook your swing onto, and there are two smaller loops across from each other where other things can be hung, like someones cuffs. The bottom of the swing stand measures 6 feet 8 inches by 5 feet 6 inches. It also measures 6 feet 6 inches tall.

Knowing that the stand is quite large, I fully expected the box to be large as well. Surprisingly, it wasn't as big as I expected. However, there was a lot to the packaging. The first box I received was a plain brown box, that was 50 inches by 10.5 inches by 11 inches, and it weighted almost 50 pounds. It had some tape on the side of it, and I thought this might be the only box to it, and the tape on the side was covering any hints on what lies within. However, when I opened that box, there was another box that the swing is inside of, a bright blue box. This box has straps to remove the stand, which were quite helpful, some images of the stand, and some information about it as well. Thinking once I opened this box that I would see the stand, I opened the end, and was fooled once again. There was ANOTHER box inside, another plain brown one. Once I got this box out and opened, I was finally presented with the stand itself.

The stand was very nicely packaged inside. Each piece was individually wrapped in bubble wrap, pieces were zipped tie'd together, and even some of it was wrapped with cardboard where something could easily be damaged. All of this will and can be recycled.

All in all, there were 13 large black pieces to be secured together, along with 4 bolts, and 22 nuts. Everything was included for assembly, including a small wrench and allen key, with decent directions. I say decent, because the directions while including images, jumped around quite a bit. It also says it can take 1 person 10 minutes to assemble it, but it took my wife and I 50 minutes to do it. We only had 1 difficult moment with assembly, when one side went together fine, but the other side was a little short with the horizontal bar. We had to remove a few pieces, flip them around, then they went together fine.

Fully assembled, the stand takes up most of our small sexual play room, with just enough extra room for our Esse and the bookcase of our toys. It fits in the room height wise, but it doesn't fit under our fan, so it has to be placed off to the corner of the room.
Follow-up commentary
I have absolutely no complaints about the swing stand once it has been assembled. Except that because of its size, you will need a fairly large room for it to fit. We have an extra bedroom for our sex furniture, shapes, toys and lingerie, and when this thing moved in, we went from having plenty of space to being slightly cramped in there. But the swing is totally worth it, and a lot of fun.
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  • LaSchwartz
    thanks for sharing I love this idea With moving alot this would be ideal.
  • Geogeo
    What a great idea. The mobility makes this tempting. Thanks
  • ArmyWife4311
    Thank you for sharing such a great review!!
  • travelnurse
    Of course it is discontinued, Dam it! thanks for the info.
  • Isabel0329
    I've been wanting one of these for rope suspension. Thanks for the review!
  • Creepellah
    This review was very helpful. Will be buying this for a friend
  • Loriandhubby
    Thanks for reviewing
  • Lavendar
    thank you
  • Ryanne
    Thanks for the review sucks its discontinued
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