Jack Of All Lubes

This lube can be used for any of your sexual needs, whether it's masturbation, vaginal sex, anal sex, or for use with toys, this lube covers it all! It's compatible with all toys due to the fact that it's water based and clean up is a breeze! You do have to apply a little more of this lube than others and it does contain some ingredients that don't agree with everyone, but if you're not sensitive to them than this lube is great!
Published:
Pros:
Multiple Uses
Stays in place well
Consistancy
Water Based
Easy Clean Up
Cons:
Requires a larger application
Contains Glycerin and Parabens
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Jack aide medium density lubricant by Evolved Novelties is an excellent water based lube that covers a wide range of uses. Though it's designed with male masturbation in mind, it's not limited to just that. On top of solo play, this lube can be used for vaginal sex, anal sex, and with your favorite sex toys.

Like any lubrication, check all the ingredients to make sure it doesn't contain anything that you may have a reaction to. This lube contains glycerin and parabens, if you're sensitive to either, please choose a different product that will suit your needs.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Jack aide is a medium thick lubricant. It's clear, feels silky-smooth on your skin, is the consistency of a thick oil, and makes anything it comes in contact with very slippery! It's much thicker than most water based lubes, but not so thick that it could be called a gel. It's a very good central spot between the two.

The lube won't just pour out of the bottle, you have to give it a good squeeze in order to get some out. Once in place, it will only run a little bit if you don't rub it in. I put a small dab on my hand and waited 5 seconds. This was how far the lube ran:
5 seconds

I put another drop on my hand and held it upside down for 10 seconds. I was expecting that it would drip down, but nothing happened!
drip

Unfortunately, you need a good amount of lube in order to have the best experience with it. We tried a dime sized amount and that wasn't enough. A glob the size of a quarter worked well for us.

Once you rub it over your skin, it stays in place extremely well and stays slippery for a long time! For a hand-job you might have to reapply once, but for use with an enclosed masturbator, one application should be enough. After an extended period of time, the lube will have a little tack to it, but it's tolerable.

I rubbed some more into my hand and let it sit there for 5 minutes. After the 5 minutes I took another photo:
on hand
My hand became a little tacky, but I was surprised by the fact that it didn't feel stickier. I wiped my hand on a cloth without using any water, and there was only a tiny feeling of residue left. After I washed with water, nothing was felt.

When my husband and I used this for a hand-job and with masturbators, all he had to do when he was finished was to wipe his penis off with a regular wipe. After doing that, it was like nothing had even been used.

INGREDIENTS:
Glycerin, Purified Water (Aqua), Sodium Carboxymethyl Cellulose, Propyl Paraben, Methyl Paraben

Jack Aide comes in 1, 2, 4, 8, and 16ozs

    • Slick
    • Smooth

Taste / Aroma

Jack Aide should not be used as an oral sex lube, in fact, you'll regret trying it the second you start! It has a horrible soapy taste to it!

When I first opened the bottle, I gave it a good sniff. The smell reminds me of a bottle of unscented bubbles. Maybe the smell came to mind so easily 'cause it's summer and blowing bubbles has been a daily occurrence, but that's exactly what it reminds me of. It's an unpleasant soapy smell.

I couldn't smell it while in use, but the scent was undeniable when I put the open bottle up to my nose.
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell
    • Strong taste

Performance

This lube has lasted much longer than the other ones we've tried. After about 15 minutes of play, I reapplied another small amount and we went about another 15 minutes before switching to something else. It doesn't dry up easily and remains silky for a considerable amount of time. It absorbs into the skin well while still gliding nicely over your body.

Clean up is simple! We just used a wipe on our bodies and everything was all clean again! The lube comes off from sex toys easily as well. Just a little soap and warm water and you're good to go!

I love how silky this lube feels! I appreciate the fact that it's not runny like a lot of the other lubes we've tried, but you do need to apply more to get the desired feeling, which will mean that our bottle won't last as long as I would like.

We also tested out a small spot on our sheets and though it looked like it was going to stain, it didn't, which was a huge plus!
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Performance

Packaging

Our bottle of Jack Aide came to us in a small, clear plastic bottle with a black cap that was enclosed in a plastic bag with a knot in it, to ensure that it didn't leak all over everything else in our package.
in plastic

The front of the bottle has an image of a fist, with the name, thickness, and what it's for written on it.
bottle

On one side of the bottle it gives you a warning about what to do if this product irritates you, and another part that gives you a little run down of what the lube is for and how it works, etc.
warning
label

The text on the bottle are in four different languages.

The black cap is very easy to use! You press down on one side and the spout pops up on the other. The lube won't drip out, so you'll need to squeeze the small plastic bottle to get the lube out.
cap

Before you squeeze the bottle super hard and get really frustrated, make sure you unscrew the cap and remove the seal!
seal

The bottled I received is 2oz and was made in the USA! How awesome is that!?
usa 2oz

Due to the text on the label, I can't say that these bottles are discreet. It's extremely obvious what this product is used for.

If you get one of the smaller sized bottles (like I did), it's excellent for travel. I would just recommend putting it in a small plastic bag before packing in case of accidental spills.

Experience

I wasn't sure what to expect when we received our bottle of Jack Aide, but I'm please with the results!

We tried this lube first with just a hand-job and I found that it made my hand glide really easily up and down my husband's penis. There wasn't any resistance, it was a nice, smooth feeling for both of us. It stayed silky for over 10 minutes.

We've also tried this lube with two different masturbators, a vibrator, and a dildo. It made all of the toys glide easily and I had no reaction to the ingredients. It stayed better when used with the toys than it did with our hands which I found odd since this is supposed to be for jacking off, but it didn't hurt my feeling either way!

The last thing we used this lube for was anal sex. I'm not a huge fan of anal penetration, so my husband gets it as a treat. I decided since this lube worked so well for us with toys and masturbation, that I was willing to give it a try with my least favorite form of sex. It started off okay, but got better as we went along. I actually found that I enjoyed it for the first time in my life! Both my husband and I couldn't be more pleased with our experiences with this lube!

Once you really get going with this lube, there tends to be a but of a slurpy sound when you're really going at it depending on what you're masturbating with. Just keep that in mind when others are in the same building.
Follow-up commentary
We've both been using this as our 'go to' lube for a while now, and it still manages to impress! We have over half the bottle still and plan on getting more once this one is gone because we both like it that much!
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    Jordan B  
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