Hustler oral pleasure review by Topco-Hustler

My Hustler Oral Pleasure vibrator arrived in the mail today and I have to say it looked promising.  Strange, but promising. 

This toy is a larger purple jelly mouth-shaped suction cup that fits around a gold bullet vibrator and has a pump attachment to mimic oral sex and suction.  I tried it on my hand and the suction was strong and vibrator felt really quite good.  The bullet has a sliding switch and multiple levels of stimulation that feel like they'd be effective.  The pump is simple; it's a bulb attached to a long tube.  You simple squeeze and the toy is on.  Or hold the toy and the pump, and squeeze and release for more of a pulsating suction.  All in all, on my hand, it seemed like it'd work fabulously.

However, when I moved it from my hand to my pussy later that night, I was massively disappointed.  This is by far the most frustrating toy I've ever used.  The mouth is too big to target my clit well...it kind of engulfed my whole vaginal area.  It is the actual size of a mouth, only in a permanent elongated oval shape that cannot be molded any other way.  The way the bullet is positioned allows for no direct contact (the bullet sits half way into the suction cup and I couldn't get it in any farther), so any vibration is transferred from the bullet to the jelly mouth and it just kind of vibrates AROUND my clit.  I tried everything to cum with this toy...I repositioned, I switched the way it was suctioned on, I pushed, I pulled, I pumped, I rubbed...I worked myself into a frenzy where my hips were thrusting because I WANTED to cum, it did feel good...but I couldn't.  It just wasn't enough.  I thought about tossing off the mouth and just using the bullet, but it started to hurt and I just gave up entirely and rolled over.  In the end, I ended up sore, itchy, and a little raw from all of the suction.  This toy may work for some women, but it certainly didn't work for me.

If you do try this one, keep in mind that it will work best on a woman who shaves.  I would imagine the slightly sticky jelly would catch hair and pull when the pump is used.  Also, lubes will make it slide off.  It might appeal to someone who wants to try the suction on their nipples...that was actually pleasurable and as I wasn't expecting to orgasm just from that, I was happy that it did function reasonably well on my breasts.  The bullet itself will work just fine on it's own, however I can't recommend spending the money on this one, good bullet or not.

It is reasonably quiet; I'd rate the bee on this toy a three. Three vrooms.  It was a tease at best.  I give it one star.