I rub my wormie travel size by Big Tease Toys

I rub my wormie arrived safe and sound and very securely packaged. It's an adorable toy; in fact, it sat on my desk all week, and nobody assumed it was anything but a child's toy. It's so cute and toylike. Definitely a very incognito sex toy.

Unfortunately, he wasn't worth much as a sex toy. Wormie is plastic—a hard plastic that rattled like all get out once I put batteries in it and turned it on. Quite noisy! The vibrations rattled the battery inside the toy and made my hand feel very numb when I tested it. Unfortunately, they didn't do much when it came to actual use. On the low and medium setting (easily changed by pressing the little guy's tail), they were quite worthless, and even on high, I just could not get off with the thing.

The little nubby feet feel very nice sliding along the vulva and labia. The big, silly head feels terrific inserted. The toy works fairly well for penetration, though I never found the g-spot with it. If I had, it might have done more for me.

Basically, I played and played and played with Wormie but ended up tossing him away in exasperation when I really needed to come. I pulled out a bullet and the Dicky I received last time to finish the job.

I think this toy would add some pleasant sensations used with a partner. It's probably a great overall massager. I stuck him in a sink of water before writing this, just to check, and his waterproof functionality seems to be fine; so he'd likely make a nice bath toy. I just don't think he vibrates hard enough to be useful to anyone but those who get off super easily. (I tried multiple batteries, thinking it was a case of a bad batch, but even my rechargeables didn't make him strong enough)

I give Wormie two stars. He's cute but below average when it comes to usefulness. And he’s loud. I had to crawl under the covers to hide the noise some, which I don't like. I wouldn't say he was loud enough that my neighbors could hear, but anyone in my house that got close to my room would have. I give him four bees. The hard plastic just makes a very loud rattley noise when you turn it on. Definitely not a discreet, quiet toy.