I rub my wormie travel size - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Miranda

I rub my wormie travel size

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Is it really a sex toy?

Wormie is great fun in the shower and its appearance cannot be beat, but for actually stimulation he leaves much to be desired.
Appearance, good for back massages
Too large, awkwardly placed battery compartment, not good for insertion
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I rub my wormie travel size in pink is adorable. It comes wrapped in a cute package that has a fake grass background. Even out of the package I rub my wormie is cute. It looks nothing like a vibrator. It looks more like a knick-knack or a child’s toy. My boyfriend and me named our I rub my wormie travel size in pink, and to make things easier that is what I will call it. Its name is wormie. Very original, I know.

I am not a vibrator virgin anymore, but not by much. Wormie may have been more than I could handle, even in travel size. Wormie is hard plastic. If wormie did not vibrate, I would say he is a child’s toy because that is what he feels like. Wormie has a rather large head and a fairly large bump in the middle which has made insertion not so fun for me. I recommend you look at the actual size image before purchasing. The size may not be an issue, but wormie is bigger than you may realize.

Wormie also has small plastic bumps on top of his back, but they do not do much though they are cute. On his underside he has two rows of bumps. These bumps feel great. I did not like wormie inserted, but the bumpies were great for clit stimulation.

Wormie’s large head is a bummer for inserting, but is great for delivering strong vibrations. Unfortunately, Wormie’s head is loud and makes strange vibrating noises. I had to hold wormie’s head in odd ways to keep it quiet.

Wormie has three different speeds of vibrations. The first speed feels as if you have not even turned him on. The second speed is much stronger, but not too amazing. The third speed is strong, but very loud. On the third speed wormie can easily be heard in the next room. I can only use him in the shower because it helps drown out the noise. Yet far I do not think my roommate has heard, or at least she has not said anything.

Wormie does make a great shower toy. I really like to be an adult, yet still have a bath toy. It is great fun in the shower. Wormie is also a multipurpose toy in other ways. Wormie and all of his little bumps and big head are great for massages. I especially love him for getting back massages from my boyfriend.

Keeping wormie clean is easy, but be sure to take care around all his bumps. Also the battery compartment opens on his tail which makes insertion even more awkward and not so great. It also made cleanup more difficult.

Overall I rub my wormie travel size in pink is a good toy, but not good for insertion. Wormie gets three out of five stars from me.
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  • Adriana Ravenlust
    I have the regular Wormie and he is WAY WAY too big to insert but I also liked him for external play. I noticed how loud it was as well.

    I thought that the battery end would have made more sense for insertion but you're meant to insert the head.
  • Miranda
    Oh dear, even attempting to insert the head is scary.
  • Cock Wrangler
    I wonder why they made the small size so thick...It definitely looks more like a novelty than a usable sex toy, especially if the goal is insertion.
    In cleaning, do be careful about seams and small recesses...hard plastic is relatively nonporous, but can't be sterilized, so if you're sharing for any reason use a condom.
  • CynicallyYours
    good review, thanks!
  • zeebot
    Thanks for the review! I'm still torn on this...
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Jon S
  • cheesewizz
    nice review
  • laceypanties
    Thank you!!
  • ruger7mm420
    thanks for the review
  • ruger7mm420
    thanks for the review
  • ruger7mm420
    thanks for the review
  • ruger7mm420
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