I rub my wormie travel size - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Clitical Jenne

I rub my wormie travel size

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Would This Worm Make Me Squirm?

I Rub My Wormie is not a bad toy appearance wise if you can get past his eyes watching you and the fact that your friends 4yr old wants one for Christmas! Where seriously falls down when it comes to actual orgasms unless you respond to a lighter vibration. I've used him in the shower, the bedroom and a few other places and to be honest he's yet to give me an orgasm and I'm really not that hard to please. To me, he is more of a gag gift than a practical vibe. Nice idea, flawed design, sorry!
Small size
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
One of the things that I liked about the worm when I looked at it on the web was it's cuteness factor and I have to tell you that when I opened the package that it came in, this little green bug looked so cute! He was poking out, bug eyes and all from some pretty good packaging that made him appear to be in the garden.

Pulling him from his garden left me more than a little disappointed though. What looked like cute bug eyes at one stage now seemed somehow creepy. He did sit naturally enough in the palm of my hands but I can't say I was keen on the feel of his plastic exterior however. I'm not sure what I had expected but this wasn't it. I think somewhere I felt that worms are squishy and soft and this wormie had none of those characteristics.

I did however like the shape of the worm and could see many possibilities for some fun playtime. He has a series of balls that run the entire length of his body that represent his legs that I could see adding an interesting texture to the party.

Quickly I installed his 1AA batteries and turned him on via the push button at the base of his tail. He only has three speeds and the majority of the vibrations are in his bulbous head but it seemed like he might do the trick so without further ado I had retired to spend some time looking for my own garden of Eden.

As the worm measures in at around 5" long and 5" at his widest point he's what I would call a medium sized toy. His body fits nicely into the palm of my hand although I did find after a while the vibrations running through my hand was actually quite annoying.

I like a stronger vibration than the worm provided me but that's my personal taste. Even on it's strongest setting I had problems with head placement as regards my clit, because his head is so bulbous. I'm not saying he's not good for foreplay here but if you are looking for an earth shattering orgasm you might be sorely disappointed. His legs or small balls that form his legs, as I suspected, do make for an interesting sensation if you hold him via his head.

One thing I will say is the Worm is fairly noisy on his highest vibrations, personally to hide the noise I will use the worm in the shower as he is waterproof. Being waterproof and that he's made of hard plastic also means that cleaning him is a breeze.

I do like the fact that I can leave the worm out on my desk and it's not obvious to anyone that it's a vibrator. The downside of that is that when your friend 4yr old comes around he thinks it's the cutest thing in town and wants one for Christmas! Don't say I didn't warn you.
I did discover quite by accident that the worm does some pretty neat party tricks if you leave him turned on while he's on a flat smooth surface such as my desk. He will turn around and around as if he's a dog chasing his own tail until he falls over or off the edge of the desk.
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My I rub my wormie travel size tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Gag gift
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • Inker
    great review, creepy toy though!
  • K101
    Ha ha! Outstanding review! The 4 year old wanting one for Christmas was hilarious! Lol. The worm is cute, very much so, but I can so see how it'd be creepy. Thanks for the review. I really enjoyed this! Cute worm, but maybe he'd make a better decoration in the garden??
  • mpfm
    Great review, but too weird for my tastes.
  • LM
    Great review.
  • link82
    This toy is so cute - too bad it's more novelty. Thanks for the very funny review!
  • cheesewizz
    nice review
  • laceypanties
    Thank you!
  • Kissy
    Too funny. Too bad he isn't pleasing. I don't think I could handle those eyes, or the 4 year old envy, lol! Thanks a bunch for the review!
  • ruger7mm420
    thanks for the review
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