Jessica's strobing penis - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Betty Rocket

As I have mentioned before, the more interesting in appearance, the more inclined I will be to choose a toy. Futuristic Barbarella Sex with Blue Alien Cock. That is all I could envision when I opened Jessica's Strobing Penis' package.

Named for Wicked Pic's contract girl, Jessica Drake, this vibe is one of several in California Exotic's wicked line. This baby is made with blue Crystalessence material; very soft, pliable, and pleasing to the touch. The entire length shaft is ribbed, and the control is a plastic dial base.

Two AAs later, and I was twisting away. Encased inside is a large sized egg, so I expected some serious sensations. Sadly, it doesn't put out too much juice. Perhaps it is the dial base, but it seemed as though this vibe had the potentional to be more powerful but didn't come through.

On a fun note, this alien prosthesis comes equipped with flashing lights that almost resemble the homing beacons in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. At least you won't lose it in the dark.

I snagged a sample pack of lube and went about my work. Of course, I am impatient, so without so much as a tickle, I aimed and fired. Not smart. I am not sure if it was the vibe or me, but initial insertion was very uncomfortable. The curved head of the vibe ran pretty firm along the top of my vaginal canal, which made me squirm in a icky way.

Hubby decided I was doing a poor job of this on my own and took matters into his own hands. Once I was perfectly lubricated and primed, insertion was a breeze. We let it sit for a minute, trying to wean some g-spot stimulation out of it, but it didn't have the juice on its own.

Add a lot of clit play and some serious in and out, and you'll have yourself a winner. I prefer my toys to do a lot more work than that, and if DJ breaks a sweat using a vibe on me, it is a lost cause.