Slender slim

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Keeps Me Guessing...

This will be a great toy for someone, just not me. If you are finding vibes underpowered, and you don't want rumbly then this is going to be magic for you. If you are sensitive or even middle of the road in your vibe needs, this is not going to be a good match.
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Pros:
Sleek, easy to clean, great button placement, powerful, multiple patterns
Cons:
buzzy, unpredictable patterns, too powerful
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This will be a power queen's dream. The vibes are intensely buzzy while trying really hard to be rumbly.

This Precious Metal Slims has all the dimensions of a bullet but the length to give it added versatility. With the tip, you get pin point pleasure, and on its side you get vibrations on a larger surface area.

This is great for clit action; it's powerful enough internally and long enough that sensitive g-spots will love it, and it would be good for p-spot (carefully). Because there is no flange, I would not recommend using this for anal play, or at your own risk.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Easy to clean
    • Powerful
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

All but the "push button" is ABS plastic with a safety rating of 8 while the button is silicone. This vibe is utterly smooth, and it is:

-Food-grade material
-Hypo-allergenic
-Latex free
-Non-porous
-Phthalates free
-Odorless

This toy looks metallic but is plastic and comfortable at room temperature and has no drag.

The silicone button is really well placed at the top and is easy to find and use in the dark with its grippy texture.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

At 6.25 inches in length this is not a bullet, but other than the length, this vibe is the same size and dimensions of my favorite traditional bullet. It comes in at 2.25 inches around and is rounded on each end.

With the bronzed metallic coating and the slightly ergonomic black silicone push button with a silver plastic ring between the two colors and textures, this is very sleek and elegant looking; one could almost say it has an executive look about it.

I really liked the button design and placement at the top. It is large, grippy, and easy to find in the dark and the heat of the moment.

This vibe takes the traditional design of a "standard" vibe and just polishes to a very nice perfection with a wisp of elegance.
    • Classy
    • Ergonomic
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is different than any vibe I've used to date. It is powerful and buzzy with a rumbly undertone on all 5 levels.

To me all levels were high and a power queen's dream.

1. 5 slow pulses, 16 faster pulses, and 21 fastest pulses, repeat.
2. 5 long medium pulses, 15 long pulses, repeat.
3. constant fast pulses.
4. Long and solid buzzy vibe.
5. Long solid vibe and then series of fast pulses, repeat.
6. Off.

The change in function is very interesting. It wasn't a good tempo for me, but it could knock socks off for the right person.

The vibrations are located in the tip but are so strong that you can feel them throughout the vibe.

The controls are really easy to use with the single large well placed push button which is the feature I liked the most about this toy.

The vibe is buzzy and could be heard through blankets but not a closed door.

This is also a completely waterproof toy, but got even more intense and was too much for me with the upped intensity when used in the tub.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Because this has no texture, is waterproof, and made of plastic, I found this toy to be easy peasy to clean with hot water and my favorite toy cleaner. You can safely use toy cleaner, soap and water, or 10% bleach solution without a second thought.

Also because it is plastic, I just toss it in my toy box and don't have to be concerned about it being damaged or doing damage to any of the other toys in the box.

Just like its shape, its care is simple, classic, and straight forward.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This vibe comes in the "standard" clear plastic box with color printing and a hang tag. The name of the toy and "5 intense functions of vibration and escalation" is on the front as well as the "i5" logo, for the 5 levels of stimulation that this vibe features.

The back of the colorful plastic box has the usual: title, function list, picture of the toy, i5 logo again, and the copyright, battery information, waterproof logo, etc.

The vibe itself is nestled in a molded clear plastic cradle that slips securely inside the outer clear plastic product box.

Dimensions:

6.75 inches tall
2.75 inches wide
1.0 inch deep

The toy requires 2 AAA batteries that are not included.

This is not discreet packaging and is very straight forward for the vibe that it is. Because it is so much wider than the toy, and because the toy is made out of sturdy plastic, I have not kept this for storage, but your mileage may vary.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This is going to be a power queen's toy. I really struggled with what rating to give this toy. The toy arrived and didn't work. I had to really mess around with its wires and innards to get it to work, and as I was able to climax with it, but it left my poor little clit reverberating for half an hour afterwards in a rather unpleasant way.

At the end of the day, I just couldn't go higher than 3 stars on this one.

Experience

The toy arrived and, once I put the batteries in, it wouldn't work. After taking it apart 3 times, I finally got it going.

The vibes were strong enough that when holding this toy my carpel tunnels started complaining (and this, to date, is the only toy that has done this to me).

The patterns, for me, were timed just wrong, and I had to work hard to actually get off with this one. Every time I would get close, the pattern would change in a climax deflating way. Once I did manage to climax with direct clitoral stimulation, my poor clit reverberated for 30 minutes afterward, and it did not feel pleasant at all.

I was able to stimulate my g-spot and it was "OK", but the toy didn't have enough girth for me internally.

And lastly, having chronic pain, I'm always trying toys to see how they work with massage, but this was too buzzy and unpleasant on my muscles; it made them tighten up, rather than relax.
    • Buzzy
    • Powerful
Follow-up commentary
I have started to use this in conjunction with other toys at the same time, and am liking it more, and am able to get off with it.

It's still not working solo "for me", but I have a really "Goldilocks" kind of clit.

Its very well built and I love the design with the large and grippy button. It is a solid, quality toy and I think with the variety of function would be a rock star vibe in most peoples toy collection.
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  • Ryanne
    Ryanne  
    Thanks for the review
  • justme23
    justme23  
    Thanks for your review!~
  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    Sodom and Gomorrah  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • - Kira -
    - Kira -  
    I love power, but not so much extra buzzy. I especially don't want to mess with wires just to get something to work! Great review!
  • Neotigress
    Neotigress  
    -Kira-, never underestimate the technical prowess of a woman with a vibe that won't work
  • amplified to rock
    amplified to rock  
    Thanks for the review! As much as it didn't work for you, I'm still pretty tempted.
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Really helpful, thank you
  • The Vixen
    The Vixen  
    Good review, thank you
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