Once you get past its bizarre looks, ignore its flopping, and resolve to only use a steady vibration this really isn't such a bad toy. It's wonderfully powerful, manages to stimulate the g-spot, and delight the clit. Overall, I really did enjoy it, but not the cleaning after I was finished.
Powerful and manages to hit my g-spot quite nicely
Makes my fingertips buzz too much, cleaning sucks, floppy and creepy
When I first saw this toy I thought it looked sort of creepy. It's bizarre long neck and bumpy stimulator just sort of weirded me out. Then I took it out of the package. It flopped around with very little grace and I wrinkled my nose at it. I was ready to just brush it off but curiosity got the best of me and I gave it a shot. I was instantly wowed by its very strong vibrations. They aren't the deliciously deep, throbbing sort but they are seriously powerful. The head-like thing stimulates the g-spot, and does a decent job of it, while the bumpy cup sits over the clit and provides plenty of action. It's small enough that pretty much anyone should be able to use this toy.
I've used it several times since I received it, but I am not really sure how often I will actually use it in the future. It won't stay on the bottom of the drawer but it won't be a permanent fixture on the top either.
This toy is made out of TPR silicone, which is fairly safe, but condoms are still suggested if you plan on sharing this toy. I did not notice any smell coming from it, which is always a good thing.
It's smooth and quite floppy, as I previously mentioned. The clitoral part has a bunch of little nubs for extra stimulation and I found them quite enjoyable. The base is a hard plastic and is probably overly large.
As I previously mentioned, this is not my prettiest toy. It's a lovely shade of purple, I will give it that, but it looks somewhat frightening. However, the end, which looks like a head on the long, floppy neck, sits nicely on the g-spot and enough vibration travels through it to provide plenty of pleasure. It's one of the more effective toys at this that I have found so far. The nubby things resting against my clit were most wonderful.
Its small size makes it work for pretty much anyone and helps to make it useful for travel. Due to the nature of the button, it shouldn't go off too easily in your luggage either.
The control button on this thing is ridiculous. It was quite poorly designed; it pushes in sort of hard and is kind of distracting. Either a different button or a dial would definitely improve this toy considerably.
The different patterns are kind of a waste. I did not find them particularly useful. It honestly seems as though they just sort of threw some patterns into the mix without asking anyone's opinion if they are useful or pleasurable. They might work for some people, but they seemed rather thoughtless to me. Actually, I don't really know Morse Code but they seemed like that's what they were going for here. There are also three different steady speeds, I found those much more useful.
It is waterproof so feel free to take this into the shower, tub, whatever you fancy.
This thing is somewhat noisy. No, everyone on the block won't know that you're using sex toys, but I do think that someone in the next room with definitely hear it if you don't take a few precautions.
The battery life is decent enough; it isn't eating through them.
You can use the toy cleaner of your choice and/or some antibacterial soap to clean this toy. The clitoral part does present some challenge when it comes to cleaning. You have to take care to get between the nubs and, for some reason, they added a little moat-like thing around the nubs. I'm not entirely sure what the purpose of it is other than to complicate my life a bit more.
I keep it in a plastic bag in my not-so-secrete sex toy location.
You can use either silicone or water-based lubricants with this toy.
The packaging for this toy is typical sex toy packaging. It's in a blister pack with an insert featuring a scantily-clad, attractive female, some hearts that appear to be made out of moons (???), and making promises that it does mostly deliver upon. I wouldn't say it has "easy push button control" though.
It has some directions on the insert as well, explaining that you should wash it, twist the battery cap. It recommends water-based lubricant for "maximum pleasure".
I wouldn't bother keeping it. I am certainly not planning on it now that I am done telling you what it looks like.
Follow-up commentaryI don't like it anymore4 months after original review
I thought for sure when I first tried this toy that I would grow to love it more. Initially I found redeeming traits in its bizarre looks but after searching I cannot even find those anymore. It just leaves me wishing it had more of something. I wouldn't mind more pinpoint clitoral stimulation, or really more clitoral stimulation in general. In spite of the surprising amount of power this little thing has going for it, it doesn't do that well when it comes to focusing those vibrations on the clit itself. I wouldn't mind the neck being a bit thicker and therefore less floppy. I wouldn't mind it being just a half of an inch longer so that the nice job it did hitting my g-spot was a great job hitting my g-spot. Or, perhaps, if it were stiffer it would do a great job rather than flopping around a bit.
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Kim!(Eden Advanced reviewer)I wanted to be sweet so you won't disappoint me