Naughty gnome

G-spot vibrator by O'My Products

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Naughty gnome sex toy review

Really now, whose idea was it to create a Naughty Gnome vibrator? I need to thank them for such a hilarious creation. I am normally turned off when sex toys are in the shape mythical creatures or animals (who thought a dolphin would be a good idea?), but how can you not get a kick out of this?
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Oh my, oh my, oh my! This O’My toy is incredible! Really now, whose idea was it to create a Naughty Gnome vibrator? I need to thank them for such a hilarious creation. I am normally turned off when sex toys are in the shape mythical creatures or animals (who thought a dolphin would be a good idea?), but how can you not get a kick out of this?

Alright; let’s move on to the actual review, now shall we?

As you know, I am very picky about packaging. Every toy I have reviewed thus far has had pretty bland packaging, but the Naughty Gnome surpasses all yet again. The box is fun, the toy was secured, and it didn’t take itself too seriously. The silly blurb on the back about this breed of Naughty Gnomes made me giggle; I just had to read it to my roommates.

Inside the box was a small packet of O’ My lube. I love when insertable toys come with lube; it shows that they are thinking about the best interest of their customer. I did some research on O’ My lubricant, and their website is totally woman friendly too.

Now, moving onto the toy itself. Even at top speed, this toy is quiet. I give it only one bee. Along with being quiet, this toy is only semi-powerful. I give it two vrooms. The bullet (or whichever vibrating mechanism it uses) is located in the middle of the dildo, so its most powerful part really isn’t serving much of a purpose. The clit stimulator is the size and length of a push pin; it hardly even reached me.

Next, the dial base is very loose, which makes adjusting the speed rather difficult. Each person that I showed the toy to complained to me about this. “Oh, does it only have one speed?” “No,” I would tell them, “you are just unscrewing the dial base. Hold the top half secure and then twist the bottom.” Who wants to go through that every time?

Next, I recommend this toy to people who don’t need a lot of girth or length in their toys. I could not finish myself off with this toy, but I am sure it is possible. It just didn’t please me in the right ways.

All in all, this toy is hilarious. It does what it is designed to do, but it just doesn’t work for me. I must say, it is going on my mantle and will serve as a great conversation piece.
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  • Sleeping Dreamer
    The gnome is absolutely hilarious! Maybe it's me, but the grumpy old man face and wizard's hat totally turns me on- I'm wondering if it's because of my HP Dumbledore fetish, lol. Moving on..... I'm sorry that it didn't get your motor revving. It seemed like it would have a few tricks up it's sleeve too!
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  • Dame Demi
    Dame Demi  
    Apparently the breed of Naughty Gnomes needs a manual on how to properly sexually stimulate a woman's private parts!
  • Sera
    Sera  
    This is fantastic. The toy just makes me chuckle looking at it. Great review!
  • Alexandrea
    Alexandrea  
    Thanks for the detailed review! I love the look of this one too, but it sounds a bit frustrating for actual use. So good to know!
  • titi
    titi  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Yohea1
    Yohea1  
    um weird
  • Willis2011
    Willis2011  
    great review
  • froggiemoma
    froggiemoma  
    great review! the gnome kinda freaks me out a bit.
  • butterflygirlxo
    butterflygirlxo  
    hilarious!
  • curious kitten
    curious kitten  
    strangley cute.
  • Castielskitten
    Castielskitten  
    funny XDD
    thanks for the review! :3
  • Ms. Summer
    Ms. Summer  
    thanks for the review
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Thanks for sharing
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