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As soon as I opened the package, I ran to grab some batteries. I popped them in, and I was completely floored by the powerful vibrations that the Naughty Gnome put out. I was getting wet just imaging what I was in for. I'm a huge fan of sex toys|Sex toys for women - Female adult toys and water play, so it was off to the shower to play.

All the excitement led up to a major letdown. The gnome's hat was three inches and curved just a bit, which I thought would enable it to hit my g-spot at a fairly good angle once inserted. It ended up hitting just short of my g-spot, leaving me a tad bit frustrated.

The vibrations that were so powerful before simmered down immensely once the hat was inserted. I've been known to cum on just clit stimulation alone, so I decided to focus my energy on that aspect of the Naughty Gnome vibe.

The nose of the gnome, which was supposed to act as a clit stimulator, was positioned way too high to even come close to hitting the right spot. I would have had to be a contortionist for it to even come close to hitting my clit. I believe that if the hat were a half in inch longer and the nose was a half an inch shorter that I would have enjoyed it a little bit more.