The Cat and its Hats
Usually you get what you pay for, but the Handy Massager exceeded my expectations. It has a long life, it's unexpectedly powerful for its size, and the caps are an added bonus. It would be a smart addition to anyone's collection, as long as they can handle the intense vibrations and don't mind the loud noise.Published: June 14, 2009
Pros:
Affordable, powerful, comes with caps to add variety.
Cons:
Loud, could be too strong for some, battery pack opens unintentionally.
Follow-up commentary
9 days after original review
So soon after writing a pleasant review on this little cat, she went kaput on me. I will take full responsibility for her death, it was a clumsy and fatal mistake. I took her into the shower with me after a romp to clean 'er off. Stupid me, I thought, "Oh, I'd better take out the battery,"...while I was holding it IN the water. Duh.
I immediately realized my mistake and set it out to dry on a towel. I went back later to check on it. I guess that little mistake was all it needed to break on me. So the moral is, don't be stupid. Will I buy another one? No. There's too many more out there to try. This has taught me however, that a pocket rocket is a must have for everyone's household, toy user or not.
I immediately realized my mistake and set it out to dry on a towel. I went back later to check on it. I guess that little mistake was all it needed to break on me. So the moral is, don't be stupid. Will I buy another one? No. There's too many more out there to try. This has taught me however, that a pocket rocket is a must have for everyone's household, toy user or not.
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Animal Prints
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Animal prints are really in right now. This item seems to be very inexpenive and can be used for a mutliple purposes.
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Quote: Animal prints are really in right now. This item seems to be very inexpenive and can be used for a mutliple purposes.Leopard lingerie yes... Don't know how I feel about that print on a toy.
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not really diggin it.
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flavored lube
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whats the best flavor?
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I don't like my vibrators or massagers to have a taste, personally.
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Well, everyone's experiences will be different, so keep that in mind when trying different lubes out. ;)
Personally, when it comes to flavor, I find System JO H2O Flavored to be the best (my favorite is banana). The downside is that it contains glycerin and parabens, which some people are sensitive to.
Sliquid Swirl is glycerin- and paraben-free, but it has a bit of an "artificial" taste to it - a bit plastic-like. But it's certainly not bad overall.
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Haha, good review, and I agree the spikes do look a little evil.
Thanks Foxglove! I'm glad I'm not the only one, haha
Great that it uses an AA and not watch batteries
Nice review!
Yeah it is a nice feature. It would be like an electric toothbrush vs. a power drill in this case. Haha. Thanks Sammi!
It's small enough to travel but strong enough to be useful.. thanks for the review
You know what? YES. That is a perfect point. Thanks Mamastoys!
Thank you.