Massage Me Handy!

The most inexpensive pocket rocket I've found. It may be great for some but too much for others. The caps are a PLUS depending on where you use them.
Decor (animal print is ALWAYS cute), size, Water proof, caps, PRICE, easy to operate
one speed vibration, Dial change
(opens unintentionally), NOT so quiet
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


First toy review! Super excited and nervous at the same time. So HERE GOES.

This rocket pocket is awesome for clitoral and nipple stimulation. It can be used during masturbation, regular foreplay or sexual intercourse with a partner.
There are four textured cups for different areas of the body, the smooth one would be used mainly on the clitoris. The spiky and spikier ones feels really good on upper portion of the back where we usually get sore. The fourth cup , looks kind of like a "nub" or a stubby button and it's great for foot massages!
So yes, with a little lubrication, it can be used for regular body massages.

Overall, it's really "handy"
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The toy has NO smell before use! It's hard plastic all over, with a nice touch of animal print! The attachment tips are also hard plastic. I obviously didn't taste the item but i'm pretty sure it doesn't have a taste. At the end of the toy has a line-ish design that may hurt if held for to long.
All writing on the toy itself are white.

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    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design. It's tiny (like the length/size of my index finger). Great for travelling and easy to hide away from snoops/nosy friends and family members. There's nothing special or out of the ordinary about the shape.

It simply serves it purpose!

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    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

It obviously doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to operate this little rocket, BUT the main issue is the dial. It takes away from the toy. The on/off/open twisting thing isn't the best control method. You have to be careful when twisting so that you don't twist it to the wrong position.

The ONE speed vibration is a little powerful. Some may enjoy it, others may not (I loved it)!
It's NOT the most quiet toy BUT it's not so loud that you can hear it across a room or something.

I know it's waterproof BUT I myself don't want to take the chance for getting my massager ruined!
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

It's extremely easy to clean, and take care of this baby. Simply clean with a wipe after using it and store it away in the plastic package it came in or if you have your own hide-away spots for your toys. You can even store it in an Eden tote bag.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance


The packaging is a regular molded plastic that snaps together all around to seal and at the top says "handy MASSAGER". The toy has its own little section and the cups each have their own sections too. There's a gorgeous blonde woman in a tiny bikini on the front and bullet points saying; QUIET, POWERFUL, COMPACT, 4 MASSAGE HEADS plus next to the words is a water drop saying waterproof.

On the back shows six different color handy massagers, graph of a foot, a warning sign and directions to open the toy and use the heads.

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    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

The price is unbeatable. The size is PERFECT !

The pros overcome the cons !


Need I say anything more than, I had a wonderful experience!
Follow-up commentary
Oh, what this handy massager does to my hands! It numbs the crap out of my hands.
I still can't get used to the LOUD vibrations either. It's still a cute part of my collection though.
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  • Contributor: lzee
    Nice review
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    Great review and pics, thanks
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    nice review
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