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Teagan's magic wand is not meant for the majority of people. However, I still think that this toy is far too bulky and hard to use and not worth buying. It is overpriced and for the same amount of money, you can buy a better toy.
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Pros:
Simple buttons, good bullet strength
Cons:
bulky, hard to use, awkward
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

Teagan's Magic Wand would best be used for vaginal and clitoral play. It can also be used for anal as the base is large enough for such purposes. This is the type of toy that doesn't just slip in. If you force it to go in too fast, it can cause serious damage. Take time working it in, as this is the funnest part. For once you do have it worked in just right, your clitoris will feel the bullet part of this toy.

It can also be used solely on the clitoris. However since this toy is rather large, I wouldn't recommend this. I also wouldn't recommend using this with an inexperienced partner (meaning, a partner who doesn't understand how to use a rabbit on a girl).
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Jelly, which is the main component of this toy, is only a 2 on the material safety rating. If you are concerned about materials, jelly is probably not best for you! If you would like to read more information about the jelly material, please click here for Eden's Guide to Materials.
There is a very strong odor right out of the container. Even after a thorough washing, there was still a hefty smell that I could not get rid of. After countless use and many washings, there is still a very distinct jelly smell but it is not unpleasant and does not hinder use at all. If you have an heightened sense of smell during play, I would advise against a jelly toy because the scent will linger even after you are done using it.

Design / Shape / Size

This is a very long toy. At approximately 9.5 inches long, this toy is a monster. This is considered a dual-vibrator toy, meaning that there are two parts of this toy that move/vibrate. So there is the clitoris part that contains the the actual motor and measures at about 3 inches long. Unlike looking like rabbit ears, this one looks like a scorpion claw. The insertable portion measures a little less than 4 inches and is ribbed. The top on the part mimics the look of a circumcised penis.

The base where the controls are is very big. It has a circumference of 2 inches and the section with the buttons sticking out even further. The buttons have a rubbery feel to them and are very easy to press. With such a large base size, and the clitoral vibrator, it may be hard for some people to use or may feel awkward. This definitely will never be my go to toy because its so clunky and big and feels slightly impersonal during use.

The entire toy is pink, which honestly isn't a color I like. But I have found that most toys come in pink, and I can't see it much down there anyways. If color is a deciding factor for you, and you don't like pink, I'd advise against this because this is one very pink toy!

This size would not be good for beginners. Without some knowledge prior to the workings of such toys, it makes it nearly impossible to use it the way it is meant to be. As stated above, the size is huge, and therefore would be a horror trying to hide it. I know some people like to keep their toys under their pillow. This is not one of those toys. It is not discreet at all and I would consider it to be horrible for travel.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Ah the functions! This toy blew me away with the simplicity of the controls. With only 4 buttons, I never had any problem figuring out which did what. The top turns the insertable portion to rotate (on or off). The next one down decides where the shaft rotates clockwise or counterclockwise. Then the last row are two buttons which both pertain to the bullet for the clitoris. The one on the left turns it on or off and the other (right) puts the vibration on high or low. And that is all there is to it.

During play, it is so easy to feel which buttons do what. I had no problem changing the settings. But this is obviously a short coming in the functions that it can do. These very basic functions don't leave much room for excitement. There are no patterns or anything of the nature. In addition, the rotation direction is so insignificant, I couldn't feel it at all. I tend to be less sensitive than some, but I honestly couldn't feel the difference between clockwise and counterclockwise. So unless you like to keep is sweet and simple, I'd probably recommend a different toy.

Also, this is not a quiet toy. So as a college student, this isn't something I can really use with ease. Anyone in a room with thin walls would also have a problem with this toy. AND, THIS TOY IS NOT WATERPROOF.


I really liked the instructions that came along with this toy, and you will see the first 5 here and the other 2 in care and maintenance.
"1. Apply a reasonable amount of lubricant to the surface of the vibrator making sure not to let it rub into or interfere with the battery operating control unit. This would affect your battery connection and could cause your item to malfunction.
2. Insert the batteries according to the directions indicated within the items battery box. Take care to insert with the correct polarity (+/-)
3. Insert the vibrator into the vagina or anus as smooth as necessary not to cause any discomfort to you or your partner. It is advisable to begin slowly and build up confidence to a speed which most satisfies you.
4.Once inserted, twist or push speed control gently to a vibrating speed that is desirable or choose a function from the control unit to suit your needs.
5. After use, switch off your vibrator from the control and remove slowly from your body"
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

This is a hard toy to clean. There is a lot of surface area and little edges that makes it a nightmare to clean. It is so important to make sure your toy is cleaned between each session, and the difficulty of cleaning this toy doesn't help. There are so many times that I lay in bliss after using a toy, and it is so difficult to remind myself to go clean it. So I recommend using anti-bacterial wipes for cleaning toys. Keep them close to your play area and have it cleaned with little effort. You may also have more peace of mind knowing that you don't have to protect electronic areas, since this isn't a waterproof toy.


"6. Remove all the batteries from your item so as to preserve their life and stop and corrosion that may occur from damp inside the battery unit.
7. Clean your vibrator carefully with warm water or preferred cleanser after every use and store in a cool and dry place until you are ready to use again."
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Experience

This was my first dual action vibrator and at first I was impressed. My fingers couldn't stop running along its soft velvety surface once I ripped it from it's packaging. I grabbed my bag of batteries and found 4 AA and placed them correctly into the bottom. Once securing the battery lid, I went to figure out what each button did. There are four buttons on the front that stick .5cm out from surface.

It was huge and my heart raced. I lubed it and myself up carefully and inserted it. It was awkward. I tried working it into me and the entire toy seemed too big to me. I was holding its massive base, which seemed like it would be a good handle, but proved me wrong. I pushed the different buttons, knowing already where each one was that did each function. I must have pressed the "rotate" button 10 times before I realized that I really couldn't feel the difference in direction.

The bullet worked its magic on my clitoris, but the whole toy was at such a weird angle that I became quickly frustrated. Annoyed at myself and the toy, I set it aside and tried to calm myself before trying again. The second time was better, but I think only because my expectations were in fact so low.
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    you worked really hard on this review and it shows! I am glad you got it published.
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    Great job on this!
  • Pandahb
    Pandahb  
    Thank you, you were both very helpful!
  • Raggedy Andie
    Raggedy Andie  
    I loved this review! Great job!
  • TheSexista
    TheSexista  
    Great job on the review. Sorry it did not work out. I never have had any luck with the rabbit vibes.
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    I'm sorry this didn't work out for you. Good review.

    I'm beginning to think I am not going to find a rabbit I like. So much Jelly, weird noises, motor problems, difficult to clean. Sorry you got so frustrated. But, thanks for letting us know.
  • mllebeauty
    mllebeauty  
    Great review! I'm sorry this toy doesn't work for you. I have a Vibratex rabbit I like and I really love the idea of them but I find them hard to find to my body.
  • Pandahb
    Pandahb  
    Thanks everyone. I really wish I had liked it better too. I always hear people talking about their rabbit and how amazing it is. Maybe I will try another rabbit, but I can only hope for the best.
  • lamira
    lamira  
    Great review, thanks!!
  • Pandahb
    Pandahb  
    Thanks lamira!
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    great review!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
  • Kdlips
    Kdlips  
    Thanks for the review
  • faust
    faust  
    Nice review!
  • geliebt
    geliebt  
    Well damn! Looks like this one just won't suit my needs. Thanks muchly for the review!
  • Top Living In A Lie
    Top Living In A Lie  
    Thanks for the review.
  • LoveBug721
    LoveBug721  
    Great Review.
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