Waver ocean by Orion

I did not enjoy this toy.   I tried extremely hard to be fair and honest in my review of the Waver Ocean rabbit vibrator by Orion.  From its outrageous size to its unnatural feeling material, nothing about this toy makes me want to play with it or put it inside me.

Oh yeah, it is cordless and runs on only 4 AA batteries.  I guess that's a plus for rabbit vibrators.

One negative that I expected was this; since this toy is not silicone, you have to use a condom when you play with it if you don't want to get a yeast infection.  This is nonnegotiable, and normally not that bad if it is a really great toy.  Since the waver ocean is less than great, this is just another one of a long list of negative aspects.   

Secondly, this thing is LOUD.  And I mean, shake the walls loud.  I don't think they could make the Waver ocean any louder if they tried.  This thing practically makes more noise than my lawn mower does.  It also shakes your hands to death.  When I turned it on, the first thing I wondered was whether or not my neighbors in the apartment below me were able to hear/feel it!! 

It vibrates like a 'wave' up and down the shaft, but I did not find this sensation pleasurable.  It did not hit my g-spot like you would think it should.  The bullet that is supposed to tickle your clit is even louder than the shaft, a huge turn off.

And all this is considering you can even get the thing inside you.  It is MASSIVE.  This is the biggest sex toy I've ever seen, I couldn't believe they didn't mention its enormous size on the item's description.  I like a big cock, but in a toy it is too much work!!  The Waver Ocean is much bigger than I'd like a toy to be.

I give the Waver Ocean a low rating overall, and the loudest possible star rating in terms of noise. I do not recommend this toy to beginners. I might recommend it to people who like big toys and don't mind non-silicone material; one piece of advice: be sure to bring lots of lube!!