Who bedazzled our vibrator?

All in all, you probably shouldn't buy this toy for yourself if you want a serious sexual enhancer. If you did buy one, you still could use it semi-effectively as an external tickler or clitoral vibrator, any other use is not really sanitary. The best use is definitely as a gag gift for a female friend who has a great sense of humor.
Published:
Pros
Works
No Smell
Waterproof
Cons
Hard to clean
Bedazzled
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

For once, I think the box has some valuable information. "For novelty purposes only" It makes a decent external tickler/vibrator, however I would absolutely not recommend this toy for any kind of internal use. The jewels attached to the outside aren't very smooth, and are attached in such a way that it makes it nearly impossible to clean out all of the ridges around them. We can't decide whether or not the clear plastic piece is supposed to be used as a protective cover when storing, or during use. However, if you try to use the toy with the clear cover on, it makes a crazy loud rattling noise as the jewels grind up against the inside of the plastic sleeve. That being said, as a reasonably stationary external vibrator, this toy does a reasonable job, and without its cover it isn't terribly loud.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The material is a hard plastic with no real smell. The toy is waterproof, so you can wash it with soap and water to clean it. The jewels on the outside do make it questionably sanitary. There are no seams, however, the jewels don't provide a great sensation when pressed against sensitive areas. You do have to be creative in placement to make sure that you aren't scraping yourself uncomfortably.

Design / Shape / Size

The design is pretty typical of an external virator, besides the jewels of course. The diameter, length, and overall shape is a good beginner size, and not too large. It is very lightweight, and feels fairly fragile, so I would not recommend this for traveling.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls are simple, one knob on the bottom end that controls the intensity of the vibration. The intensity ranges from barely noticeable to "helicopter taking off". At the highest setting you could most certainly hear it down the hall. The control knob is fairly sensitive, and also very easy to turn accidentally during use. It does claim to be fully waterproof, however I haven't put it through the test yet.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Storage is simple, just remove the batteries, slide it into the protective clear plastic sheath, and stash it in a drawer. It doesn't go through batteries very fast, and just takes 2 AA batteries. Plastic is also compatible with both silicone and water-based lubes.
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The toy comes in an almost "Hello-Kitty" style box. It is just makes it look like a kids toy. This is a plus if you plan on using this as a gag gift or a gift for a bachelorette party.

Personal comments

I would prefer that this vibrator offered a more intense (and quiet) experience. A clitoral vibrator has to have the right speed and intensity to be effective, and the combinations this one offers just didn't do the trick on its own. It was fun for foreplay, but as a solo tool, I couldn't get this to be my go-to for easy orgasms.
Follow-up commentary
This toy remains to be the anomaly of the toy collection. Flat out, it just doesn't make sense as a sexual enhancer; it is more of a joke than something that is supposed to be used. Honestly, it is probably more effective in the box as a gag gift. Bedazzle at your own risk!
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  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Very good review, thanks!
  • Contributor: toxie m
    The jewels are on the outside!? Ridiculous! The pictures led me to believe that there was at least a sort of clear sheath part over top the jewels, maybe yours was just missing that part? Either way, this sounds like a total waste of time. Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: toxie m
    Oh, my mistake, you totally mentioned that plastic piece in your use section. That's what I get for having a nightcap while reading reviews, haha
  • Contributor: TheTwoRegularFolks
    Ha! No problem. It is a crazy little contraption.
  • Contributor: Drifter86
    Thanks
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    This one looks like a giant design flaw! I have a friend who bought it and she was laughing so hard when she showed it to me...not really what you want when you are talking toys, ya know?
  • Contributor: AgnesTrevejo
    Love it!
  • Contributor: TheSlyFox
    Thanks for the review,
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