Smuggling Sex Toys

Shop with Smuggling Sex Toys

Because not everyone can store sex toys on top of their dresser.

After years as a sex toy owner and then reviewer, I've had to learn discretion. Some toys just don't lend themselves to living situations that require discretion. Do you live in a dorm? An apartment, suite, or house with roommates? Do you live at home with a nosy family? Are you traveling? I can help.

I've brought together a selection of products that aren't high maintenance (heavy cleaning can be a hassle if you don't have a private sink), are easy to store or hide, aren't so loud that they'll hear it next door, and just plain make your life easier. And more fun!

Smuggling Sex Toys categories
  • Harness and dildo sets [1]
  • Suspension kits [1]
  • Water based [1]
  • Massagers [1]
  • Toy cleaners and wipes [2]
  • Wrist and ankle cuffs [1]
  • Strap-on dildos [2]
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Total products: 9

Under the bed restraint system Under the bed restraint system
$54.99
Easy to keep set up but hidden at the same time; fast set up and put away time; easy to clean.

 
 
 
 

Maximus Maximus
$18.99
A great, thick water-based lube. Can be used with any kind of toy. Easy cleanup.

 
 
 
 

Fairy mini wand massager Fairy mini wand massager
$41.99 $59.99
On the louder side, but it won't give you away with the door closed. Just about the most power you can get without your neighbors hearing.

 
 
 
 

New comers strap-on kit New comers strap-on kit
$32.99
Good starting harness kit; shower-safe, both dildo and harness are easy to clean (harness can go in the washing machine)

 
 
 
 
 

Acute Acute
$31.99
Versatile, comfortable, affordable, small enough to hide easily. Shape is fantastic for g- and p-spot play, works very well in a harness.

 
 
 
 

Mistress Mistress
$53.54 $62.99
Very versatile, easy to store, smooth design makes it easy to clean.

 
 
 
 

Anti bacterial toy cleaner Anti bacterial toy cleaner
$6.99
Great for cleaning toys when you don't have access to a private sink. Non-irritating, even to my picky skin!

 
 
 
 

AfterGlow toy and body wipes AfterGlow toy and body wipes
$9.99
Good cleanup option if you don't want the hassle and potential mess of a cleaning spray.

 
 
 
 
 

Sportcuffs Sportcuffs
$21.99
Decent inexpensive cuffs, easy to clean and store

 
 
 
 
Total products: 9
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This is a great idea.

11/22/2012
tlemons  

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11/30/2012

12/17/2012

Love the concept!

01/09/2013

Love the store!

01/13/2013
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