After years as a sex toy owner and then reviewer, I've had to learn discretion. Some toys just don't lend themselves to living situations that require discretion. Do you live in a dorm? An apartment, suite, or house with roommates? Do you live at home with a nosy family? Are you traveling? I can help.
I've brought together a selection of products that aren't high maintenance (heavy cleaning can be a hassle if you don't have a private sink), are easy to store or hide, aren't so loud that they'll hear it next door, and just plain make your life easier. And more fun!
Under the bed restraint system
$54.99 Easy to keep set up but hidden at the same time; fast set up and put away time; easy to clean.
Anti bacterial toy cleaner 4 oz
$5.99 Great for cleaning toys when you don't have access to a private sink. Non-irritating, even to my picky skin!
$29.99 versatile, compact
$17.99 A great, thick water-based lube. Can be used with any kind of toy. Easy cleanup.
$104.95 Incredibly comfortable and stable; shower safe; easy to clean (toss in the washing machine)
Fairy mini wand massager
$41.99 $59.99 On the louder side, but it won't give you away with the door closed. Just about the most power you can get without your neighbors hearing.
Speeding bullets armor piercing
$17.99 Small, strong for a watch-battery bullet, waterproof
New comers strap-on kit
$32.99 Good starting harness kit; shower-safe, both dildo and harness are easy to clean (harness can go in the washing machine)
$31.99 Versatile, comfortable, affordable, small enough to hide easily. Shape is fantastic for g- and p-spot play, works very well in a harness.
$54.99 Very versatile, easy to store, smooth design makes it easy to clean.
Mini bullet and controller
$22.99 Waterproof, moderate power, and VERY quiet. As in, won't wake your roommate even if they're in the same room quiet.
AfterGlow toy and body wipes
$9.99 Good cleanup option if you don't want the hassle and potential mess of a cleaning spray.
|What have you told others that your sex toys are in order to keep them a secret?||48|
|Does it give you a kind of thrill to sneak your freshly arrived toys into your room and maybe get caught?||45|
|Have your parents found your collection before?||52|
|Moving with toys||6|
|How do you "smuggle" your toys when traveling?||2|
This is a great idea.
Love the concept!
|Jan 9, 2:51 am|
Love the store!
|Jan 13, 8:32 pm|
Married not dead ;P
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