After years as a sex toy owner and then reviewer, I've had to learn discretion. Some toys just don't lend themselves to living situations that require discretion. Do you live in a dorm? An apartment, suite, or house with roommates? Do you live at home with a nosy family? Are you traveling? I can help.
I've brought together a selection of products that aren't high maintenance (heavy cleaning can be a hassle if you don't have a private sink), are easy to store or hide, aren't so loud that they'll hear it next door, and just plain make your life easier. And more fun!
SpareParts joque harness
$99.95
Incredibly comfortable and stable; shower safe; easy to clean (toss in the washing machine)
Under the bed restraint system
$54.99
Easy to keep set up but hidden at the same time; fast set up and put away time; easy to clean.
Fascinator posh throe
$84.99
Keeps the furniture dry during hot, wet sex, yet can easily be passed off as just a nice blanket.
Anti bacterial toy cleaner 4 oz
$5.99
Great for cleaning toys when you don't have access to a private sink. Non-irritating, even to my picky skin!
Sportcuffs
$19.99
Decent inexpensive cuffs, easy to clean and store
Suction handcuffs
$29.99
Work well in showers, as long as the walls have relatively large tiles (big enough to fit the suction cups)
Fur slapper
$29.99
versatile, compact
Suction cup
$16.49
$21.99
A great way to temporarily mount your dildos in the shower, on a chair, on the wall...
Bathing gel - mint tree
$15.99
A very sexy yet useful shower gel. Great for intimate time in the shower.
Divine carry on
$19.99
Storage that doesn't scream "I'm hiding something sexy!" It just looks like a makeup bag.
Neoprene collar & leash
$22.49
Decent inexpensive collar, easy to clean and store
Maximus
$17.99
A great, thick water-based lube. Can be used with any kind of toy. Easy cleanup.
| Discussion | Posts | Last Update |
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| What have you told others that your sex toys are in order to keep them a secret? | 29 | April 27, 2012 |
| How old were you when you first found yourself smuggling sex toys? | 12 | February 28, 2012 |
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Great idea for a shop! I'm looking forward to seeing more products from this store! |
01/07/2011 |
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Good idea for a store. |
01/19/2011 |
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Nice store! Looks like you've really thought it through! |
02/02/2011 |
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Nice idea! |
02/27/2011 |
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Nice store! |
04/14/2011 |
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i love the name and concept of this store |
04/24/2011 |
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sweet store |
04/26/2011 |
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Nice store! |
04/28/2011 |
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Cute items. |
05/02/2011 |
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Love the restraints! |
05/09/2011 |
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Just what I needed. |
07/13/2011 |
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Cute store! |
11/28/2011 |
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Great idea! I live in an apartment with thin walls, l love to find quiet toys! |
Jan 7, 6:32 pm |
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clicky |
Jan 24, 5:21 am |
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Great store! |
Jan 31, 3:05 am |
Can you smell what the sauceboss is cookin?!
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