QUEEN/KING of KINK COMPETITION: What's the damned dirtiest, kinkiest, freakiest, nastiest thing you've ever done? Prize: rightful ownership to the title of EdenFantasys Queen/King of Kink!

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QUEEN/KING of KINK COMPETITION: What's the damned dirtiest, kinkiest, freakiest, nastiest thing you've ever done? Prize: rightful ownership to the title of EdenFantasys Queen/King of Kink!

Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
Here's the plan.

STAGE 1: Anyone interested may write about one ultra kinky experience you've had. The more details the better. You can write multiple posts of course, but only the first experience each person posts will count in the running. It has to be true (this isn't a writing contest), and, well, just be honest.

STAGE 2: Then on this coming Tuesday evening, I'll start a poll and select which members have the best chance of winning (so it's fair, there's no limit to how many I'll pick really, I'll just go through and NOT pick the ones that don't seem like they really have a chance of winning, or on Tuesday before I put poll up you can msg me or post saying which you think should be included). Then we'll all vote on who deserves the kink crown, which is basically just bragging rights. But awesome ones.

Votes should be based (very roughly) on the following. And yes, these are ranked (very loosely) in order of importance:

1) The F'ed Factor - How much does reading about the activity make you think to yourself 'man, I thought I was kinky, but that's messed up'

2) Kink Factor - How solidly kinky was each kinky feature (e.g. were the person's hands simply tied behind his/her back? or was the person hogtied; including his/her ponytail, which was roped up, pulled back, and tied up with hands and wrists?)

3) Sheer Kink Frequency - How many kinky features were involved?

4) Kinkovation - Anything somewhat new or creative?
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Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickisonehere
Here's the plan.

STAGE 1: Anyone interested may write about one ultra kinky experience you've had. The more details the better. You can write multiple posts of course, but only the first experience each person posts will count in the ...
Damn I thought this might happen lol

No one wants to let everyone know about their wildest moments, huh?
05/08/2009
Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
Well, I definitely don't think I'd win.

Anyway, what gives you the legal right to use EF in the label? I'm not trying to cause trouble, but this isn't official.
05/08/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I"ve decided all the shit I do is totally normal.
05/08/2009
Red Red
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickisonehere
Damn I thought this might happen lol

No one wants to let everyone know about their wildest moments, huh?
"No one wants to let everyone know about their wildest moments, huh? "

I have a blog for that
05/08/2009
Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
Quote:
Originally posted by Lithaewyn
Well, I definitely don't think I'd win.

Anyway, what gives you the legal right to use EF in the label? I'm not trying to cause trouble, but this isn't official.
I said it's just for bragging rights.
05/08/2009
Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I"ve decided all the shit I do is totally normal.
Haha. Fair enough
05/08/2009
Sir Sir
When I really think about it, I'm not into beastiality, so honestly, I doubt that anything that I've done is too wicked. HAHAHA! But I'm pretty kinky and whacked-out in the mind. Sharing what I've done, however, isn't really my place to say, though I will say that I've done practically everything (aside from beastiality, like I said).
06/06/2009
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Nickisonehere
Here's the plan.

STAGE 1: Anyone interested may write about one ultra kinky experience you've had. The more details the better. You can write multiple posts of course, but only the first experience each person posts will count in the ...
My story is TWO YEARS late in answering your question AND it is not really a BDSM story at all, so I am not sure it qualifies in YOUR definition of KINK, but this IS MY sexiest and kinkiest story, by far. Happily married for 32 years now, I still kind of miss that gal...and my wife, sitting right here with me is laughing, cause she knows it!!!!!!

Of all people, it was the cheerleader (Captain) who introduced me to anal both ways, as a college freshman (we were both "legal age" at that time. I was not even a football player or jock, either. I was the Chemistry major, debate team, pocket protector "nerdy kid"...but that too is another story.

She was stunningly beautiful, highly intelligent (pre-med...the ONLY reason she was "dating me" for that time), had an amazing sense of humor, and was totally into "health food and natural everything, including the material in her cloths". She was also an Anal Sex Master without compare.

She was "saving her V for marriage" and didn't want to mess with birth control or have ANYTHING "artificial" in her body, like pills, or creams. She was truly an anal wild-woman, and introduced me to giving (she wanted my fingers, tongue and penis in there on EVERY date, every time). She also introduced me to her finger, tongue and a couple crude toys of the day (that was nearly forty years ago!!!!).

I must say, to this day I wonder where on earth SHE learned to be so "proficient" with this activity, but she was really a class A expert. Even as a hormone raging young man, she was almost too much, sometimes, as she simply would wear me out, and still want more. This, however, lead to the wildest sexual weekend, anal or not, of my life.

Her parents went away one weekend, and she wanted me to "come over and stay at her place". I made an excuse about going camping with my best friend, to my parents and showed up on her doorstep on Friday evening. (Yes, we were BOTH still living at home, going to a University in our city's Downtown). She promptly informed me...in exactly these words "I want to feel you in my soft little ass, in that nice warm place, all weekend". She wanted to stay in bed...with me inside her...literally, all weekend.

She wanted my ERECT penis there, and also to keep it there when flaccid between romps!!!! Other then a few trips to the bathroom, she wanted me there...at all times!!! The times when it just would not stay, my fingers "had to do".

She had FOOD, beverages, snacks, reading materials, a TV, all positioned so we could STAY IN HER BED. When I had to urinate...yes, you got it, she wanted me to "stay in her" and just give her a "urine enema". She was into Enemas too..."healthy ones, with Coconut milk and coffee", etc, since she was an "all natural" health food fanatic too.

Even when she was on the potty, she insisted I come into the bathroom with her, and I would stand in front of her, with my penis in her mouth, so she could get me hard...again, then it went right back into her butt...even before leaving the bathroom, and she walked "in front of me" impaled on my tool, to the bed, where she leaned over and said, "HARD...give it to me HARD".

I am NOT making this stuff up. That was, without question, the wildest sex weekend of my life and nothing before or since comes close. I am sure nothing will.
01/12/2012
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