Maybe next time we should order a REAL toy from Edens instead of using the Schlitz.
It's okay, next time I'll bring home a vibrator instead of the beer.
That's what I get for opening the beer with my butt. Next time I'll watch dinner.
Who needs steak? I have sausage, you have buns and we have Schlitz!
My wife brings home the beer, I burn dinner. Let's dine out.