How painful is "surprise anal"?

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How painful is "surprise anal"?

comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
Has anyone's guy ever gone anal on them by "accident" during vaginal sex?
Out of curiousity how bad did it hurt?
09/10/2012
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Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
Yes, very painful. If I'm not relaxed, it hurts to be stretched that quickly. Also, the residual lubrication that would be on his penis is not nearly enough lube to go anal with.
09/10/2012
potstickers potstickers
If I'm not relaxed completely (and I'm no anal beginner by any means) it hurts so bad that we can't continue in any way for the rest of the day/night.
09/11/2012
MJ7 MJ7
I'm confused. I don't understand how it can be a surprise and hurt, because when that has almost happened to me (and it has happened on many occasions), the only way for it to actually go in would be if I was relaxed enough there, or if there was enough lube on the proper parts already, and even then I still had enough of a warning to say "Hey, stop, you're about to go in the wrong spot" xD

If I wasn't relaxed or there wasn't enough slip and slide going on, I don't think that would even happen
09/11/2012
Beck Beck
I have had a partner try to do that a number of times. It hurts because going to thrust even on the outside, when you aren't ready, puts force on something that isn't prepared. It's a surprise and a shock!
09/11/2012
joelb42 joelb42
I talked to my wife and she said very painful. It has never happen with me and her luckily.
09/11/2012
Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
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Originally posted by MJ7
I'm confused. I don't understand how it can be a surprise and hurt, because when that has almost happened to me (and it has happened on many occasions), the only way for it to actually go in would be if I was relaxed enough there, or if there ...
i agree
09/11/2012
Dixiemomma Dixiemomma
yes very painful lol like jump off the bed painful
09/11/2012
Pixel Pixel
It hurts pretty badly. I had an ex decide this would be an awesome idea (there is a reason he is an ex!), and I ended up bleeding/tearing from it, and I ended up in tears. It sucked, and I don't recommend it.
09/12/2012
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
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Originally posted by potstickers
If I'm not relaxed completely (and I'm no anal beginner by any means) it hurts so bad that we can't continue in any way for the rest of the day/night.
Oh crap. I'll be sure to never get any surprise anal or un-lubed anal ever
09/12/2012
potstickers potstickers
Quote:
Originally posted by MJ7
I'm confused. I don't understand how it can be a surprise and hurt, because when that has almost happened to me (and it has happened on many occasions), the only way for it to actually go in would be if I was relaxed enough there, or if there ...
It doesn't go in, but it still hurts like hell.
09/12/2012
SavingMyself SavingMyself
Quote:
Originally posted by comatose-kitty
Has anyone's guy ever gone anal on them by "accident" during vaginal sex?
Out of curiousity how bad did it hurt?
No my husband has never tried that, he knows it would not end well(I'm not against anal, I just need to be prepared for it).
09/15/2012
Istanbull Istanbull
Quote:
Originally posted by MJ7
I'm confused. I don't understand how it can be a surprise and hurt, because when that has almost happened to me (and it has happened on many occasions), the only way for it to actually go in would be if I was relaxed enough there, or if there ...
Don't be so sure it will never happen because the wang doesn't care how ready your ass is when it's stabbing away. All there needs to be is a tiny bit of vaginal lube and the cock head to catch on the slightest rim of your rectum and BAM! Anal Suprise! It's a very, very common blooper in the adult film industry. And that gives a fair representation that it does indeed happen in the real world too. I took the liberty of finding a few examples for you.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Exhibit D
09/17/2012
(k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
My husband is pretty girthy, so having him accidentally penetrate me anally without any warming up? OW!
09/17/2012
Incendiaire Incendiaire
Yowch. I've accidentally inserted toys too fast before and it's not a pleasant feeling. It must be worse with a partner doing the thrusting.
09/17/2012
pleasurehunter pleasurehunter
you can really hurt someone, if done on purpose its kind of a mean thing to do
09/20/2012
Liberalqueer Liberalqueer
My partner slipped one night when we were still in the first month or so of our relationship and actually pushed the head in a bit. I screamed loudly(And not the good scream!) and almost started crying. So yeah, it hurts Needless to say, we were done with sex for the night after that.
09/24/2012
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