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We would love to hear about any sex toys or lingerie that you have ever given or received as a present for whichever winter holiday you choose to celebrate. This is something that might be included in the newest print version of Sexis Magazine.
For my Bachelorette Party a friend, my Maid of Honor gave me a "sexy" teddy to wear on my wedding night. (We were married mid winter.)
At the time I was not heavily into lingerie (as I am now) and I was about 4 months pregnant, and the teddy was actually laughable. It was purple, it had elastic straps around the crotch and the nipples were cut out, and there were feathers
around the nipples and the bust.
I tried it on ONCE and My Man almost choked due to near asphyxia from the feathers and the laughter. The feathers were falling out all over our bedroom, and we couldn't figure out how to have either oral or PIV sex with the thing on. We actually never tried, it looked impossible. SO, I cleaned it, as best I could (I had only worn it for less than 10 minutes) packed it up, and used it as a gag gift for My Man's Family Christmas party. This is a where we play a game in which we fight over inane gifts (wrapped so you have no idea what you are fighting over) which are usually useless. Usually, the gifts come back the next year, which adds to the fun. But, this teddy was "won" by My Man's aunt, who was in her 60s and living with a "boy"friend (he was in his 70s if I recall well) and the teddy never returned to the Christmas parties game in the future. When we asked her what happened to the "dirty gift you won, which P'Gell put in last year" she blushed and we could only guess how much she and her boyfriend enjoyed the ridiculous teddy. I am glad someone got use out of it.
It must have made a great impression as a "welcome to the family" address.