Keepin' it sexy during the hols

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Keepin' it sexy during the hols

Owl Identified Owl Identified
I'm referring to Thanksgiving for those in the U.S. and also the Abrahamic hols of December. Are you doing it during the holidays, with all the stress of gift-giving and the constant presence of family that you don't want to be around? Thanksgiving is, to me, one of those holidays that is almost impossible to spin in a sexy way. Besides the oddness of celebrating land theft and genocide, the associated bloating and family interaction is a total turn off.

So how about it? Are you managing to keep the holiday season sexy and if so, can you PLEASE tell me how you're doing it?
11/25/2009
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DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
Well when you put it that way...

One of the sexiest days of my life was Thanksgiving 2001. My husband and I, both very horny teenagers. We visited his granny, told everyone that I had to be home early except my parents who we told I was staying at his granny's overnight. We had his parents house to ourselves and proceeded to fuck like rabbits all night and all of the next day.

Ah, memories.

This year will probably be spent trying to distract the kids from the food until my husband gets home from having to work Thanksgiving day. We would probably have some fun after dinner but he has to be back up at work at 3 in the morning for Black Friday. It will be a slow holiday for us in the bedroom due to the morons who want to beat the snot out of each other over trampolines and tickle-me-elmos.
11/25/2009
Saraid Saraid
Yeah, nothing sexy about my uncle talking about people being "cured of the gay" by Jesus. Thankfully he doesn't know I'm gay. He would probably send me to some camp.
11/25/2009
Sir Sir
Well, since I only have my immediate family and my little girl, it's never been hard for us to make love. We were once about to when my father opened the door to talk to me about something, but that was alright, we just picked up where we left off later on that night. Truly, we never had a problem; holidays or not, we were always interrupted.

There really isn't anything that you can do if you have a large family in the house. If everyone is doing their own thing, then excusing yourself to your bedroom and locking the door is no problem. But if the family expects you to all be together at all times, then it's not possible, really.
11/25/2009
Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
Well when you put it that way...

One of the sexiest days of my life was Thanksgiving 2001. My husband and I, both very horny teenagers. We visited his granny, told everyone that I had to be home early except my parents who we told I was ...
Aw, that's actually a really sweet memory even though I guess most people wouldn't consider crazy rabbit fucking "sweet". Maybe I'm weird, but to me that's precious

And Christ! I'd forgotten all about Tickle-Me-Elmos! What an odd holiday season that was...
11/26/2009
Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by Saraid
Yeah, nothing sexy about my uncle talking about people being "cured of the gay" by Jesus. Thankfully he doesn't know I'm gay. He would probably send me to some camp.
Oh, but didn't you know that Jesus can cure all ailments, those of the body and the soul? Maybe you should pray for the gift of heterosexuality for X-mas
11/26/2009
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