Children Say the Darndest Things!

MamaDivine MamaDivine
Ok, I had to start this thread because all week my Facebook page has been blowing up with my friends/family sharing some pretty hilarious/outrageous or just totally off the wall stuff that has been coming out of their baby's or toddlers mouths. Pretty good stuff, lemme tell ya!

So lastnight, my 10 month old daughter is sitting on the kitchen floor. Im at the table, my husband is at the counter.


My daughter: *TOOT!*
Me: *Insert full name here with a slight bit of giggling of amazement*!
My daughter: Immediately follows with "Dadda!" without even skipping a beat.

My husband looks down and says "Oh, thats just wrong!" I about died laughing. My daughter, not even a year old, is already blaming her farts on her dad! This is good stuff!!! lol.

So, have your children done or said anything recently that was just one of those things that you felt you had to share with others because it was too funny or off the wall??
05/21/2012
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KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Smart kid ya got there! =3
Someday when I do have children I'll probably have a video camera in my clutches all the time just to capture such priceless moments, I know my mother probably wishes she had done that.
Of course I was quite the handful growing up, apparently one time when I was about two I rode my Big Wheel down a flight of stairs and was laughing my butt off when she rushed over all worried. x'D
05/21/2012
MamaDivine MamaDivine
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
Smart kid ya got there! =3
Someday when I do have children I'll probably have a video camera in my clutches all the time just to capture such priceless moments, I know my mother probably wishes she had done that.
Of course I was quite the ... More
lol we usually have our camera on us at all times. Its loaded with batteries and ready to go! Most of the time though, You'll find that once they do something irresistibly cute and amazing, that they stop doing it or won't keep doing it once the cameras are rolling LOL! At least, that is what I have found with mine. Those moments usually last only a few seconds and if you waste your time reaching for the camera, you'll miss out Just remember to keep those moments locked in your memory and write them down in the baby books!

My husband has his camera phone too, and thats still not fast enough to get it on video lol!

LOL@ the Big Wheel! Yeah, kids will DEFINITELY give you a good heart attack or two! And its amazing how little they understand that you just had a stroke and their laughing about it. Makes you wanna scold them and hug them at the same time just knowing they are safe lol.
05/22/2012
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